Russian sad clown 

When a ladie is giving you "head", before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns

John: Dude you should have been at the party last night

Nate: Why, what happened

John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown

Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome

Russian sad clown by slappy wag o'harra January 6, 2008

stron sad 

disreguard definition above

stron sad by Pat Magroin January 27, 2003

Strong Sad 

the original emo kid, kari's bf..
cute little depressed guy

Awww.. strong sad, I'll be your friend

Strong Sad by *tweak* October 3, 2003

Strong Sad 

1. One who is depressed that he is flying

2. One who is reminded of the time he/she ate chalk when he/she eats Necco Wafers

"I'm sad that I'm flying"

Strong Sad by Will May 29, 2004

Big Sad 

Very Sad

Just fail my math exam

Big Sad! (Dabs)

Big Sad by Humyai October 14, 2019

The Sad Thing 

A near meeting of two parties, one enterting and one exiting a room, resulting in the first party hearing or seeing the other leave without the second party's knowledge. The disappointment that lingers in the heart of the first party usually remains until the two reconnect. This occurrence is also known as the "we just missed each other!" phenomenon.

A: "You know, ust like yesterday, I got up this morning and heard you leaving!"

B: "Aww, it was The Sad Thing again."

The Sad Thing by iamabeachwalk March 8, 2009

real sad nigga hours 

A time between 2 am and 5 am when you and your closest friends open up about your deepest feeling, usually about depression.

"Nothing feels right"
"Is it real sad nigga hours?"
"yea"

real sad nigga hours by Lachtown rep October 23, 2017