spampire

A special type of vampire which will bite lumps of spam and drain it of it's fluids. It is afraid of Charlie naked as are all living things.

The spampire ate the spam.

by Carpman July 3, 2003

spammy

A girl that noramlly has something to talk about. Insain, weird, strange, makes odd noises only few understand. Waers all her clothes at once. Likes to think she is cool but generally a laugh.

Person one: How'ya doing Spammy?
Spammy: Urgh *pulls confused face*

by bendoverisfit January 27, 2008

spamific

like terific but better

that spam is absospaminlutly spamtasticly spamific

by spamman February 19, 2003

Spamoflage

The camoflage colored cans of Spam found in southern Wal Mart locations.

" I can sit and eat in this here treestand all day...Bambi won't never see my Spamoflage".

by KMK October 31, 2003

SPAMple

A freely given sample of SPAM.

I got a free SPAMple at the festival and it was tasty!

by g. gilk October 23, 2007

spamhole

one who comes into chat rooms and decides to fill the screen with smileys, punctuation, etc. in order to annoy the other chatters.

God, you are such a spamhole!

by Owner of a Vagina December 24, 2007

spamelope

public internet poster that debates discussions without a valid and/or understandable retort.

What? You don't even make any sense. Dip shit spamelope!

by occupado eh April 3, 2008