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Artificial Queef

When a female farts normally from their anus while at the same time directing said fart thru their vaginal lips. Causing a queef like noise instead of a loud fart.
Though this is not an actual queef but an action made to sound like a queef, and it does not resemble a silent fart.
Some women have the ability to do this but this discovery was claimed by a female with short proportions and lack of color in her fashion style (emo).
"I'm calling you to say that sound clip I sent you was suppose to be me farting but it ended up to be an artificial queef"

"Stop artificially queefing at our yoga session, we're not purposely queefing so there's no need to fit in!"
by Rabbyet June 2, 2018
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queef

when a female audibly flatulates out of her pussy.
by amysworld May 13, 2021
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queef

"oh frick! i just queefed!!"

"guyyyyyysss you made me queef!!"
by sticky_ickey_47 July 31, 2019
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mountain queef

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters
by Jammy11 April 23, 2017
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Lil queef

The best most queefiest rapper on the planet, slogan: just queef it out baby.
Person 1: hey have you heard of lil queef

Person 2: yeah he’s the queefiest
by Spac3_Venu5 February 17, 2024
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Queef

What a ratchet hood rat stink bitch does when she feels like getting fucked in her vagina that day.
I Queef
by Kavier December 28, 2019
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John paul Queef

When you are listening to Led Zeppelin and you queef out of your coochius Maximus
Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin
by John Paul Queef June 27, 2024
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