Poser

Those people that buy skater shoes if they've never even tried to skate before, the ones who don't even know what band is on their T-shirts when they buy them from Hot Topic, the ones who dress all black everyday and act all sad/depressed even when they have what some people would call a perfect life... Basically, people who try to fit in with one certain label because they want attention.

Emo Poser: Ughh, I hate my life. Everything is so depressing and no one wants me..

Random Kid: You live in a mansion, you are friends with pretty much this whole school, and your family is awesome.

Emo Poser: Uhmm. NO ONE GETS ME! -runs away-

by Random kid, kthanks. October 23, 2007

T-pose

a position used for game models. it is heavily based off of jesus getting nailed to the cross which he deserved

lets t-pose this lil nibba

by yung b bitxh June 30, 2018

poser

dumb fuckheads who think they're grim nekro evil kvlt total darkness, but aren't. example: maniac (mayhem), everyone in finntroll, and for a good rating also avril lavigne.

"fucking poser!"

"i fucking kill your poser-ass"

"euronymous was an uber-poser"

by astathica May 8, 2003

poser

a try-hard person who tries to be someone they're not.
Posers are people who try to be accepted in a certain subculture by trying to act like one who is...and plainly just want to be stereotyped.

Poser=An 11 year old tries to be punk and very recently stopped listening to Avril Lavigne after gaining knowledge that she was dubbed as "not punk" from urbandictionary.com

(not necessarily reffering to people who want to be punk)

by evanesco13 March 5, 2007

syn: poser

Someone who poses for porn, or somebody who likes to stand still for ages...or something. Usually somebody who looks like a skux islanda...and generally never a person who is angus by nature.

1) That guy is really into that porn syn: poser.
2) That syn:poser absolutely skux's the shit out of standing still for ages
2) "I'm a syn: poser and I'm skux and not angus"

by Tommy. H April 27, 2006

Prosecuted/prostituted?

A rare instance where a slip of the tongue can get you in deep shit

Your honour, can I assume to be correct in presuming that the matter arisen has been prosecuted/prostituted?

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

poser

A person who is not as cool as they dress. Probably a person who was once carefree and happy then started to wear dark clothes and wear "skater clothes" in order to fit in. They also DO care what people think about them unlike what people may say.

Girl 1: UG look at that cute emo boy over their i wish i was freinds with him

Girl 2: OK me too! lets go to the mall and get tons of black clothes! then theyll accept us!!!!

Girl 1: YEAH they wont expect that were posers!!!!!! mwahaha

by Pish October 9, 2005