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Pre-NewJersick

You have been walking in New Jersey for a while and you are starting to get Pre-NewJersick because that’s all you do at this point because of the boredom.
“All This Walking Has Me Pre-Newjersick I’m Buotta Vomit
by MackATony January 28, 2026
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Pre-Load

To eat an extremely heavy dense meal and then devour massive quantities of beans and other gas-producing foods within 1-2 hours afterward, so that the Titan Dump coming is intensely pressurized, resulting in a violent and uncontrollable assault upon the toilet.
I ate six bean burritos after that T-bone steak to pre-load. That toilet's gonna die today.
by Chunkmastarr February 1, 2026
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pre-existing iPad kids

Children born after the widespread integration of personal devices, particularly tablets, into everyday life. These kids often have different developmental experiences compared to those who grew up without being surrounded by technology from infancy, leading to distinct social, cognitive, and behavioral traits.
My little brother might struggle with social skills because he’s among these "pre-existing iPad kids", too used to interacting with screens instead of people.
by Emotional Cruiser February 14, 2026
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pre-Kegels

Da assorted seductive hips-swaying and crotch-undulating maneuvers dat a hot chick performed in front of a lustful stud who consequently engaged in one or more of da bare-genitaled bouncy-bouncy sessions wif said luscious looker which resulted in her now-upcoming "first celebration of Mother's Day", and which also presently necessitates her partaking of assorted abdominal-flexing exercises for better prenatal health.
In da infamous "four spaghettis" joke (i.e., "two with sausage and meatballs, and two without"), said "liberally-fertile-and-fertilized" chick must have had to do a whole PASSEL of pre-Kegels during da following months!
by QuacksO November 5, 2024
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Pre-IB Hazing

A period during Pre-IB where there are numerous assignments due throughout a student’s Pre-AP, Pre-IB, and AP classes are due around the same time.
Y’all, this is some Pre-IB Hazing bull crap (Presentation in AP Human Geography, Test in Pre-AP Geometry, 2 Pager due in Pre-IB English 1, Essay in AP Human Geography, Test in AP Computer Science Principles, Test in AP Human Geography, Test in Pre-IB English 1, Project in Pre-AP Geometry, Test in Pre-AP Spanish 2, all in one week. This is a real example)
by Tellular Cellephone Lover November 21, 2024
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Pre Order

a man named ezra dating a woman in 8th grade
Hey my names ezra and i pre ordered my girlfriend in the 8th grade as i was interning
by SUPERTRUTHFULMAN863 November 23, 2024
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pre-johning

the act of blaming your terrible gaming skills before the game even started.
Person one:“yeah bro, I have controller drift so I’m probably going to suck.” Person 2:“Dude, stop pre-johning and just play the game.” ( The catch is that he doesn’t have controller drift and just sucks.)
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