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Pre-modge

The act of having a flick aka buffer flicking while finding a suitable channing Tatum picture to masturbate over
*** casually has a pre-modge whilst scrolling through porn hub ***
by Dnbbexx November 24, 2016
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Pre-Q

Something that used to be OK before the quarantine, but isn’t OK now
Guy: Kiss me!

Other guy: That is so pre-Q!
by fuzzybuzzz April 17, 2020
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Pre-snitch

When you ask for something from someone and they ask your parent/guardian if its ok and they say no.
You: Hey Tony can u get me a soda?
Tony: (to your mom) hey can they get a soda.
Mom: not right now.
You: (to tony) wtf, why did you ask, you could of just got me one and she wouldnt notice!? Dumbass pre-snitch bitch.
by Inkoooooo29 August 20, 2017
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Pre Cancel

That's what you should do with all pre orders.

"Wow, look at all that extra DLC for pre ordering, they even give you a story related mission! I don't support this, pre canceled!"
by Slapslop October 8, 2016
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Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.
I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.
by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022
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Pre Ketchup

The watery bit of ketchup that comes out when you go to use the ketchup but the bottle hasn't been shaken up or it has been left a while without being used. This leads to a puddle of watery ketchup being left seeping onto your plate and probably on your hands.
"Ew, I forgot to shake the bottle, now there's Pre Ketchup on my chips."

"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."
by Soopie.t December 20, 2023
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Pre-dab

A dab that is performed before the absolute completion of a task. This can be anything from dabbing after finishing an exam but before turning it in to dabbing after throwing a basketball but before it goes through the hoop. It's a form of claiming victory beforehand and asserting dominant confidence in a situation, but is very risky. Upon a pre-dabbing, one signs up for the risk of looking like an absolute idiot when the task fails.
Person A: "Dude, no way that grenade will land in the right spot."
Person B: "Just watch."
Person B throws a grenade in game out of sight behind a structure. Person B dabs preemptively, and the dab is shortly followed with the notification that he has successfully killed an enemy.
Person A: "HOLY SHIT DUDE! YOU EVEN DID A PRE-DAB HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WOULD LAND??"
Person B: "What did I tell you man? I got this."
by KoreanKatastrophe May 31, 2019
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