clive muffin

1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in replacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protein , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumptious treat.
2. A Man who has astatically pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first originated in Southern Canada where these men were worshipped like gods.

1. I made a batch of Clive muffins this morning from ingredients saved from last night.
2. Marlen Brando was a clive muffin of his era.

by M-Phresh January 2, 2008

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Sloppy Muffin

A game that teens ages 15-24 play in a party. What they do is a group of teens place a Muffin (Or a Biscuit) on the ground, then a group of people circle the Muffin and then they begin to masturbate and compete to ejaculate on the Muffin. The last one to ejaculate on the Muffin or fails to has to eat the Muffin. This is practiced alot by intellectuals in Universities.

Did you hear? Tom played sloppy muffin last night and Joey had to eat it.

by SUPERKITTYMAN123! September 30, 2010

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little muffin

A cute nickname to give your boyfriend.
He is bigger than you so you have to say something contradicting and make it cute!

He is my little muffin! <3

by cookies101899 April 7, 2017

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Space Muffins

A fictional cartoon television show thought up by the escapist team. It is based around a rag tag team of Sentient muffins in space. Which is awesome.

I want Space Muffins to be a new show on the escapist.

by Ace of Words December 9, 2012

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Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

by Joe October 8, 2004

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