A Lancashire term for a bread roll. Most often heard in Manchester.
Not be confused with an English Muffin, the the sweet American item. Or a north western vagina.
Not be confused with an English Muffin, the the sweet American item. Or a north western vagina.
I want some butter and jam for my Lancashire Muffin.
by TheMuffinMaster December 05, 2009
1. A type of muffin that is made of bread that has monkeys in it. Eaten by bananas to avenge banana bread.
2. Someone who lazy and is stuck between two people (or more) that has a problem where one bullies the other: a bystander who takes a stand for the bully.
2. Someone who lazy and is stuck between two people (or more) that has a problem where one bullies the other: a bystander who takes a stand for the bully.
1.
Banana (Fred):I can't believe they ate George...
Banana (Sally):Here, have a monkey muffin!
2.
Guy#1: Ur ugly
Guy#2: Wah!
Guy#3: And fat!
Guy#2: Stop being a monkey muffin!
Banana (Fred):I can't believe they ate George...
Banana (Sally):Here, have a monkey muffin!
2.
Guy#1: Ur ugly
Guy#2: Wah!
Guy#3: And fat!
Guy#2: Stop being a monkey muffin!
by MunkYMun June 29, 2010
A cute nickname to give your boyfriend.
He is bigger than you so you have to say something contradicting and make it cute!
He is bigger than you so you have to say something contradicting and make it cute!
He is my little muffin! <3
by cookies101899 April 07, 2017
1. A muffin prepared with bodily fluids (i.e. semen) in replacement of many of the wet ingredients in traditional muffins. The mixture is an alternative, high protein , low fat muffin that makes for a scrumptious treat.
2. A Man who has astatically pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first originated in Southern Canada where these men were worshipped like gods.
2. A Man who has astatically pleasing figures, and is generously endowed. The term first originated in Southern Canada where these men were worshipped like gods.
1. I made a batch of Clive muffins this morning from ingredients saved from last night.
2. Marlen Brando was a clive muffin of his era.
2. Marlen Brando was a clive muffin of his era.
by M-Phresh December 08, 2007
A fictional cartoon television show thought up by the escapist team. It is based around a rag tag team of Sentient muffins in space. Which is awesome.
by Ace of Words December 08, 2012
A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.
Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?
Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over
Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...
Dan: hahahaha!
Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over
Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...
Dan: hahahaha!
by Joe October 08, 2004
by manda bear :] August 23, 2008