hot monkey sex

To engage in vigorously steamy sexual intercourse with someone who is not hot but leaves you screaming for more.

I know Lamont's not hot but he sure is good for hot monkey sex.

by AuntyEm October 18, 2006

northern monkey

Any one from the North of England with a sense of Humour.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Monkeyfart

A general insult that more or less means a little shit disturber or someone who ruins the mood/ kills the fun.

What, we're not going to the mall tommorow? Don't be such a monkeyfart.

by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003

Cincinnati Monkey Toss

Entering an establishment (such as cafe, restaurant, bar, etc.) and being asked to leave for no apparent reason other than the staff being a bunch of bitches, one politely nods in agreement while slowly burying their hand down their pants, shitting in their palm, then violently throwing it against the wall as they exit.

My girl and I had a date at this ritzy French restaurant but I guess they didn't like what we wore because they told us we weren't allowed in. I was mad, but while we were leaving I gave them a steaming Cincinnati Monkey Toss and we found a much better Italian place across the street.

by Christian Cancer September 28, 2008

flying cunt monkey

an extremely irritating person. Someone who is just so annoying that no sensible phrase will fit.

stop doing that..you flying cunt monkey!!!! you are irritating the fuck out of me!!

by Donna-louise January 3, 2009

grundel monkey

The balls of excess toilet paper that hang from the short hairs of your grundel like a monkey.

Dude slow down I've got 3 lbs of grundel monkeys weighing me down.

Before prom I like to comb my grundel monkeys out.

by Tony Peters December 25, 2007

White Monkey

1. A white person who gains easy social/economic status based on the color of their skin, while living in Asia.

2. A white person who defends the viewpoints/perspectives of the CCP, for some sweet cash.

3. White people spreading Chinese propaganda, whether intentionally or unwittingly.

Person 1: Bro, concentration camps are totally an American propaganda tactic.

Person 2: Are you a white monkey or a tankie?

Person 1: Well I'm not a communist.

Person 2: Then I guess you are a white monkey.

by cyberphunkisms November 23, 2020