Miss Alabama

A standard unit of measure that determines the level of attractiveness of a female. Most often used in St.Louis Missouri. Started by Alabama himself. He coined the phrase because he discovered the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. She was funny, sexy, tall and perfect in every way. A unicorn if you will. There's only one known in existence. She has no equal anywhere on the planet. The Kardashians would look like men if they stood next to Miss Alabama. It's often said that God took a week off after he made her because of how perfect she turned out. The legend goes on to say that God slept the entire week not stirring once it's also said that every angel in heaven is envious of her beauty and perfection. Such is the legend of Miss Alabama and the origin of the term

You see that bad bitch over there?

Yeah she's Miss Alabama bad
Yeah okay. Miss Alabama makes her look like a pig wearing lipstick and walking backward.

by Alafuckinbama September 21, 2022

Miss your ex day

October 10, the 10th of the 10th great day to miss your ex and post him to your favorite love song luvvs

Girl 1: Broo I lowkey miss himmmm
Girl 2: bbg post himmm it’s national miss your ex dayyy

by Your_thatgirl. October 4, 2022

miss warren

the math teacher filled with rage!

Look out! Miss Warren is about to yell how people are ruining other people's time to learn!!!

by I_Like_Pilk October 5, 2022

Missing a Quarter

someone who isn’t completely there mentally, lacks a portion of development.

P1: I’m sure you overheard what she said, that’s crazy!

P2: yeah she’s probably missing a quarter to complete the dollar.

by Figaro The Great October 18, 2022

Got a page missing

to be used to describe somebody who is lacking in intelligence

"this guys got a page missing"

"no he's missing a whole chapter"

by magic sandall October 22, 2022

miss gropest

the woman who goes around groping her friends uncontrollably

“hey have you seen miss gropest? heard shes in town”
“nah man, ive already met miss gropest and it was horrible, shes a total freak!”

by fatherlessdream January 1, 2022

Miss Worldwide

Miss Worldwide or Matilda is a rather large woman in size. Shes been described by many Sigma-male enthusaists as a woman more than 17 feet tall. People who have spent time with her instantly fell in love, but quickly enough changed their mind, especially those who spent 4 years with her in OŠ dr. Mate Demarina. When met, the will ask you for your snap or ig, if you give them to her, she will bother you 24/7 with annoying nude videos of her. If you refuse to answer, she will find you, open your ribcage and spit "manestra" inside of you. She !HATES PANCAKES! All your work and effort on the New Years Eve 2021. will be thrown in trash if you give Matilda a pancake. She especially hates little dkinny fellas named Batorl and big, chunky fellas named Štrudla. She thinks shes Istrian but the only Istrian thing she does is watching "Potjera".
She often calls herself "Miss Worldwide" for some stupid reason.
She has 7 ex-bfs becouse she blocked them all on snapchat so they killed themselfs in Fortnite.

Sigma-male: Hey B(ande)! I met a beautiful woman today!

Sigma-male 2: Hey Štrudla! Was she extremly tall, "Istrian" and wanted to watch Potjera with you?

Sigma-male: Yes, how did you know?

Sigma-male 2: You met Miss Worldwide! We must immigrate to Alaska now!

by NjonjoGotovacOdMeksika January 6, 2022