Lobster Bib

A Superman/Pearl Necklace hybrid. When your significant other is sleeping, on their back, you sneek around to their side of the bed and rub one off, finishing on or around the neck area. You then, place the bed sheet over the Pearl Necklace. If performed correctly, the sheet should stick and give the effect of a lobster bib upon their waking up.

My girl fell asleep before I got some lastnight, so i gave her a lobster bib before I left.

by Russell Crow 184 July 8, 2009

LOBL

Acronym for laying on bed laughing.

Person 1: Hey bra!
Person 2: Hey, whats up?
Person 1: Nothing much, laying in bed tired as fuddd
Person 2: True, same here
Person 1: How was that party last night?!
Person 2: Alright till some chick headbutt me..
Person 1: LOBL!

by Caz&Wayne May 3, 2009

red lobster

a sexual act wherein a man fists a menstruating woman and pinches her cervix

"After I removed Jane's tampon with my teeth, she writhed in ecstasy as I gave her a red lobster"

by MJO/BEL September 29, 2006

frontal lobes

These can be referred as "head tits" but is more frequently used under this term. It describes somebody who has two irregular boob-like extrudes from their head.

"look at thomas smith, he he has frontal lobes!!!"

by Thomas Ford November 3, 2006

Cock Lobsters

Cock Lobsters are craps.

God my balls itch, must be those damn cock lobsters.

by Zaggerty September 24, 2005

lobster tail

Getting head for a constant hour. The cock emerges having a striking resemblence to a lobster tail.

Damn girl, you gave me one hellacious lobster tail. (girl) "YES!!!"

by Biano March 31, 2003

lobotomy

A location where scientists perform experiments in order to make advancements in the scientific community.

In 1934, when Jimmy was in his lobotomy fiddling around with his friend Horatio and a saw, he inadvertently performed the first laboratory.

by Phrogger April 22, 2006