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Homosapien Juice 

Homosapien Juice is a juice which provides huge amounts of “great en”. “Great en” meaning GREAT ENERGY. Homosapien Juice has been proven to produce more testerone, causing an increase in athletic performance.
“Bro! I’m feeling sluggish, grab me a bottle of Homosapien Juice.

Ecta-Juice 

"Hey Jerry, Remember when that dickwad in high School put ecstasy in the juice, ecta-juice"
Ecta-Juice by Whatthefuckamidoing November 4, 2018

avocado juice 

when u squish together an avocado then proceed to pee in a blender.Then put the mashed avocado inside blend it together and eat it through a tube.
Person 1: "Man i love your moms avocado juice!"
Person 2: "My moms dead."
Person 1: "Well that doesn't stop me."

Bongo Juice 

The water or other liquid found inside a liquid pipe, such as a bong or hookah, after it has been used.
This boy finna drink this gross ass bongo juice.
Bongo Juice by augustbell666 February 8, 2019

Default Juice 

Why is this so tasteless? Oh yeah, it's default juice.
Default Juice by Wspycrs February 10, 2019

Jesus Juicer

A person obsessed with making organic fruit juice to sell at stands near children's schools. He spends hours obsessively manufacturing sweet fruit juices, in order to get the little kids hooked on it, so he can make money to support his religious causes.
How does Jimmy contribute so much to our church? Didn't you hear? He's a Jesus Juicer.

"Mommy, why does that guy always sell juice at that stand near out school?" "Darling, you stay away from him! He's a bad Jesus Juicer".
Jesus Juicer by SultrySloth April 22, 2019