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Joseph Smidt

The fruit of a climbing cactus native to Central America and now grown in many tropical and subtropical regions, it is renowned for its striking appearance and delicate flavor. Its leathery skin, often red, pink, or yellow, is adorned with green, scale-like bracts that give it a distinctive, flame-like look. Inside, the soft, juicy flesh can be white, red, or magenta, dotted with countless tiny edible black seeds. The taste is mildly sweet and subtly refreshing, often considered pleasant though slightly bland, resembling a blend of pear and kiwi. This cactus fruit is not only visually captivating but also valued for its nutritional benefits, providing vitamin C, fiber, and antioxidants that support overall wellness. Commonly enjoyed in smoothies, fruit salads, sorbets, and chilled desserts, it adds both vibrant color and gentle sweetness to a wide variety of dishes and beverages.
The Joseph Smidt watched the rain slide down the window, each drop tracing a new path toward the sill.
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pulling a joseph

“ oh he’s pulling a joseph this year for christmas
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Joseph

When someone is overly horny and doesn't go to family events to instead pursue sexual relations.
"Gary wouldn't come out of his room on Thanksgiving, he's such a Joseph"
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Pope Joseph

Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.

Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"

One of these quotes include:

"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."

In his defense:

"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"

As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
Jacque: "I am gay"

Mel: "That is a sin"

Jacque: "According to who?"

Mel: "Pope Joseph"
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What I call homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joseph James Rogan & Seth Aaron Rogan: The First Juvenile Release.
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