Joe Pass 

An amazing jazz guitarist with over 90 albums to his name, who his shamely under appreciated. He passed away on May 23rd,1994.

Me:Who's your favorite guitar player?

Idiot:Slash! He's amazing!!

Me:Fuck that clown, Joe Pass could whoop his ass!

Joe Pass by TheCentralScrutinizer254 May 10, 2010

Joe Keery 

The FINEST man to ever exist. Way to hot to handle if you ask me.

“Do you know Joe Keery?

“YES, he’s so hot.”

Joe Keery by Cmrpcua June 10, 2022

Joe the Show

One whose wild claims of supreme ability cannot be disproved.

Joe the Show, "When I was seventeen I balanced four eggs on top of each other."

Joe the Show by Scott Hughes January 9, 2009

Joe Q. Citizen 

A legal citizen of his/her place of residence (country/county/state) who is considered lower class and poor, yet the individual is employed and hard-working. A Wage Slave.

Did you see that band of Joe Q. Citizen playing at that dive bar last night?
They pack the house and rock the dicks off all the loser boyfriends of the chicks that are moist and turned on by Joe Q. Citizens' performance.
They are a hard working band that deserve to get laid ( i mean paid) more.

Joe Q. Citizen by chachitaco September 24, 2010

Joe Scheibl Drunk 

Getting as drunk (usually reserved for special occasions) as Joe Scheibl does on a daily basis. This event is usually accompanied by a complete lack of memory of what the fuck happened.

Oh man it's my birthday, time to get Joe Scheibl drunk!

Joe Scheibl Drunk by Troll Hunt3r July 7, 2011

joe thomas 

A person who likes other people's moms

My mom is hoping there will be lots of Joe Thomas's at the concert. She's hoping to get some.

joe thomas by Urban Jeans June 17, 2015

Joe Allen'd

This is the act in which a person is decimate in the midfield of a football pitch. When one gets Joe Allen'd they have been destroyed as a human and become lifeless.

Lads did you see Pogba get Joe Allen'd last night?

Joe Allen'd by Luke Gibson November 29, 2016