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Jason

Jason isThe sexiest, most caring, and loveable

Man you will ever meet. He is an unselfish lover with a large cock. Any woman would be lucky to be his wife.
Oooh girl look at that man over there, he's a whole Jason
by Yelats nosaj July 3, 2021
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Jason

A snake who tried to attack Jung Jaehyun at IKEA. Thankfully Johnny was there to save Jaehyun.

Time lapse a year later and you say Jaehyun wearing a snake-like jacket during the Superhuman era.
Johnny: *having a convo with Fred*

Jason: *jumps on Jaehyun*
Jaehyun: Ah! Help! 🥺🥺
Johnny: Jason! Jason! He’s my friend! 🤦🏻 ♂️
Jason: 🤭🐍
by kim zeus November 5, 2020
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Jason

The cheese found underneath ones foreskin.
The gross stuff found that gathers underneath the foreskin on a mans penis.
She went wild once she took a bite of some Jason.
His jason smells so bad
by Harry Parat Estees November 18, 2020
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Jason

The most amazing gentleman you will ever meet. He enjoys the simple things in life. Comes from a big family so has a big heart. Family and friends mean the world to him. When he loves something he puts his everything into it, so don't get in his way. No matter how many struggles he faces he will put himself last and care for others before him. Generally, he is a people person and is great at reading people and talking to them about their problems. He would never intentionally hurt your feelings and would even go as far as to pity kissing someone to protect their feelings.

Mindblowingly handsome. A sexy brunette with a brown-green twinkly eyes. Not the tallest man in the world but the perfect body for a great cuddle. He loves a girl who will let lose and dance like nobody is watching.

He enjoys a great sense of fashion, a red jacket will blow his mind away. Brunettes are usually his type. Likes a good Charlie.
Girl: Do not get with her
*Jason* gets with her
by Flamegirl786 June 14, 2018
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Jason

the orange mother fucker across the street that pushes the elderly down the stairs and eats babies
hey Jason, i hope you meet the eternal purgatory that will see eye to eye to you after your final hours in due time.
by God modding September 15, 2022
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Situation-Jason

A man who is prone to trouble, accidents, and problems.
“You stay in something, your just a situation-Jason.
by Devin Canolli August 15, 2024
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Jason

You hear about Ricky? He’s turning into a jason
by Howie stark February 12, 2024
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