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italian lube

man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"
by katya & trixie May 5, 2020
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italian wine

what you had before you wrote your crush
"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"
by Krkič November 25, 2019
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bna italian ice

BNA Italian Ice is an ultra-premium Water Ice product, made from from Philadelphia with an Vance County twist. It has the smooth, rich, creamy texture of an ice cream and the light, fruity refreshment of a sorbet, without egg or dairy products of any kind. Its the first and only authentic italian ice business in Vance County.
We enjoyed our bna italina ice.
Have you tried bna italian ice. They are great!

There are greatness in every spoon of bna italian ice.
by Da1goat November 24, 2021
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Italian Heart-Attack

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
by Tyris9 April 9, 2021
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Italian Tortilla

When you take a tortilla and shove it up a woman's anus and then twist it three times, pull it out, and eat it like a taco
Johnny asked Sarah for a Italian Tortilla and she slapped him with it.
by thafisher51 March 20, 2025
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italian ferriswheel

When two dudes helicopter dick close enough so their dicks collide. This goes on until one or both orgasm.
Those gays look super experienced, they've totally Italian ferriswheeled
by PurplePickleTickler May 11, 2017
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Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.
You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!
by Bornelius September 22, 2025
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