An act of involving at least two parties where the male will shit into the females mouth. After cradleing the turd in her mouth, she then forcibly projects the faecal matter back into the male's anus by blowing it as hard as she can resembeling the act of playing a trumpet.
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You meet a girl/boy who will let you face fuck, choke, spit, slap and penetrate in every and all holes forcefully.
Also Includes rimming and face sitting, most common boy on girl I.e. Boy sits on girls face
Always ends in an Anal Creampie and possible black eye.
Originates in Geraldton, WA but not limited too.
You meet a girl/boy who will let you face fuck, choke, spit, slap and penetrate in every and all holes forcefully.
Also Includes rimming and face sitting, most common boy on girl I.e. Boy sits on girls face
Always ends in an Anal Creampie and possible black eye.
Originates in Geraldton, WA but not limited too.
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