Patricio Fernandez

a very straight tiktok boy

person a: isnt that Patricio Fernandez? Is he bisexual?

person b: Girl BYE he literally screams straight

by anonymous132007 December 20, 2020

fertilized

how i like your eggs in the morning

hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

by Daniel Kilzi March 24, 2003

ferfect

The state of being both perfect and cat themed. An oxymoron.

Honey, look at that ceramic life-sized tabby figurine. It's ferfect!

by HorribleLicensePlates May 1, 2009

franz ferdinand

Fantastic Rock/Pop, nicely dressed band from Glasgow.
Members: Alex Kapranos (vocals, guitar), Nick McCarthy (guitar), Paul Thompson (Drummer) and Robert Hardy (Bass player)

I dont care if the band got fangirled, if franz ferdinand puts out hot stuff, im going to listen. Fangirls aside, Good music is just good music.

by rnlaing January 20, 2006

fermunda

Unshowered morning sweat of balls and ass.

Damn! I gots the fermunda from down unda.

by RD1077 September 5, 2003

Ferf

Texting your friend a sentence-sized word when you're too lazy to respond, don't know what to say, you want to avoid the subject, and/or you don't care what they're talking about. Usually includes the word "ferf" at the middle or end of the word, but can be omitted once ferfing is normal between the friends.

Jack: Hey, what's up?
Jill: 09346hnusrgnf457jnkdxfi";joiferf.

Jack: Hey, do you wanna go on a date with me?
Jill: podfjhn3#@%binasd*gyu9bdsiugnferf.

etc.

by thatlittletv April 22, 2011

Fernand LaChance

Imagine if Yoda and Buddha had a baby. That baby would be the Man, would it not? Well, that is the best way to describe Fernand, the Man. Not only does Fernand do his job, but he does it with the aid of his gravity defying belly. Use caution, as young Fernand is extremely huggable.

"Yes, a student's strength flows from Thayer itself. But beware of the Clarke. Anger, fear, aggression; Clarke are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the Clarke path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Theodore Koskores' apprentice."

by arrbear January 3, 2005