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Facebook Godly

Someone who quotes religious scripture on social media for all of his "friends" and family to read. However, in real life, he/she does the exact opposite.
Bradley is so Facebook Godly. He just posted a Bible verse on Facebook that reads, "Love rejoices in the truth". However, his fiancé recently dumped him for lying to her about his attending nursing school. It turns out, he was kicked out two years ago for plagiarism and he was sitting at home watching porn every day.
by Bald Truth February 10, 2015
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Facebook Consolidation

Closing all of your excess Facebook tabs, so you just have one left.
Person 1: Why are you closing all your tabs?
Person 2: I'm doing some Facebook Consolidation.
by Eadinator October 18, 2011
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Facebook Preacher

1. A Person who is a preacher but would rather spend all their time on Facebook bashing other Preachers instead of doing what they were called to do.
That person is such a Facebook Preacher, I never see them outside of the Church except on Sundays. They stay on Facebook.
by Bishop2014 December 3, 2014
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Facebook Bridging

The act of accessing facebook between two other websites everytime you surf the internet.
Dude i can't stop facebook bridging, i'm so addicted i can't go more than one website without checking for updates!

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by ChainsawEnema69 February 1, 2010
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Facebook Artist

(n.) one who travails and manipulates the ways and wonders of Facebook with both style and precision.
ex. AJ's successful corralling of the CEA members cemented his global reputation as a true Facebook Artist.
by aj123456 January 15, 2011
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shit-facebooking

When you get on FaceBook there when you're "shit-faced", it's "shit-facebooking"
Hey, last night I was shit-facebooking...and I was so drunk I could not even type!
by bebi_ar September 12, 2009
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Facebook awake

When you are awake enough ton fully engage with social media but remain in bed unable or unwilling to face the real world.
Was a great party last night . Feeling it today though didn't get up until midday , but was facebook awake at 9:00 posting pics
by Yolo4ever May 10, 2016
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