Skip to main content

Digital Howard

An obscure magician’s misdirect. Dates back to the late 1800’s, invented by William Radley and named after famed magician Howard Thurston. Involved creating a spectacle to draw people’s attention, and then using deft pickpocketing skills (digits) to nick as many valuables as possible while people were distracted.
If I tap you on the right shoulder so you look right, and then steal your wallet out of your left pocket, that's a Digital Howard
by Henry Trusseau June 4, 2013
mugGet the Digital Howard mug.

Digital Noise

Digital Noise; Deeg'gi-tahl Noy'ze
The creation of and with the aid and or assistance of computer aided programs to manipulate conventional art such as but not limited to physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations. In using computer aided programs and in using them they the programs manipulate and deface the original artwork from its original renditions to create worthless heaps of bytes that cannot be nor ever be original as would be the case with original renditions created by means of labors of the heart to hand as seen in original physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations. In all works created solely by means of computer aided programs are not true artistic renditions worthy of being considered art in the contemporary sense.

Examples of modern day artist; Andy Warhol, Keith Haring, Shelley Jo V. Shuford, Picasso
Person one, I just love that artwork I saw on the web, and that's original.
Person two, Yeah OK sure it's nice but a machine aided in it so it's not real art it's just digital noise and easily copied again and again.
Person one, OK it's not true artistic renditions by conventional ways such as original physical acrylic & oil painting pen & ink graphic illustrations.
Person two, You see now stop with all that digital noise and have a look at this Micheal Angelo, this is real art!
by Anonymously awesomeness! October 2, 2013
mugGet the Digital Noise mug.
Related Words
digs digga Diggers diggle Digimon dig it dignity digg diggy digi

digiboo

I sure hope my digiboo ain't catfishin' me.
by Cruzzzz November 22, 2013
mugGet the digiboo mug.

Digitality

Digital reality. Online / onscreen life as opposed to 'real life'
Mark came home, dumped his bag, turned on his xbox and escaped into digitality.
gamers prefer digitality.
by TicTicTicB00m May 6, 2014
mugGet the Digitality mug.

digi-whores

Brand new photographer in the business, shooting for free and giving a way a CD of "edited images" in order to "build my portfolio."
I have at least a dozen digi-whores within a five mile radius of my studio. Three of them Grouponed themselves right out of business the first year, the rest are just street walking their way into bankruptcy.
by NSP33 February 15, 2014
mugGet the digi-whores mug.

Digit Punch

When you forcefully take two fingers, and jab them into someone in a punching fashion.
If you fart in my face, I will digit punch you in the asshole!
by SamSquared March 14, 2015
mugGet the Digit Punch mug.

digitalk

(also known as netspeak, internet slang)
How to sound like an idiot. Digitalk is used by people who try to sound cool using internet slang words in everyday speech, such as spoken hashtags, bae, lol etc which actually just makes them sound stupid.
Digitalk is sneaking into our everyday speech and even in formal contexts too, like OMG, can't even. It’s a legit problem (you see?)

OMG guess what, I didn't even put any makeup on today but, like, my friend just gave me a compliment #blessed
by corkthedigitalk November 19, 2015
mugGet the digitalk mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email