digitalk

(also known as netspeak, internet slang)
How to sound like an idiot. Digitalk is used by people who try to sound cool using internet slang words in everyday speech, such as spoken hashtags, bae, lol etc which actually just makes them sound stupid.

Digitalk is sneaking into our everyday speech and even in formal contexts too, like OMG, can't even. It’s a legit problem (you see?)

OMG guess what, I didn't even put any makeup on today but, like, my friend just gave me a compliment #blessed

by corkthedigitalk November 19, 2015

digitalk

1. To talk shit on the internet.
2. Talking smack via a computer or other electronic device.

Don't digitalk me, bro.
Yo, don't be digitalkin' me.

He is such a digitalker.

by serius November 6, 2009

digitalk

This word is a combination of the words digital and talk. The word is meant to connote conversations, or talk, that are happening online, in the digital world, about a particular topic, issue, person or event.

Did you hear all the digitalk happening about the Zhang Ziyi photos online?

by scottsykes February 26, 2009

digital imbecile

Someone who believes anything they read online, before intelligently fact checking it for sense, validity or lack of tosh.

Wow, you posted that tosh! What an utter digital imbecile.

by Teraknor March 27, 2020

Digital Lipgloss

A sought-after cosmetic used to increase the digital-ness of Big Corporates in non-tech industries. Just like putting lipstick on a pig, putting digital lipgloss on a company can make it more attractive.

i-Bricks? Sounds like a load of digital lipgloss!

by cre8destiny October 10, 2018

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Digital Footprint

What is à Digital Footprint?
À digital footprint is just as the name says, your mark that you leave on the internet. Your footprint. It’s à trail of data that can not be removed and will always somehow be traced in the future. Nothing is truly deleted.

Person; Hello, I'm applying for a job as a teacher.
Person hiring: I'm sorry but we saw the video of you punching a colleague from your last job.
Person: I should have never posted that. My Digital Footprint Always Follows.

by Rawr and Stuff9 May 5, 2018