Smurf Cunt

Synonym for "Blue Waffles" a nasty, nasty disgusting picture for more see "Blue Waffles" or google "Blue Waffles"

Dude I was going down on this chick and saw the Smurf Cunt, threw up and got the hell out of there!!!

by sexgod92 August 31, 2011

Cunt Panther

A tangle of pubic hair found only on female homo sapiens. It's name is derived from the way that the hair wraps itself around the clitoris and forms a distinctly panther-like shape.

"Your mustache looks like my girlfriends cunt panther."

by netjak September 30, 2011

Nonce cunt

Someone who has a sexual attraction towards underage children, and is also a big fucking cunt

Steve Hoddy is a Nonce Cunt

by Ssewankambo November 6, 2020

oy cunt

An Australian/British slang meaning two things:

1.
Person 1:Oy cunt
Person 2:I haven’t bloody seen ye in bloody ages!
2.
Person 1:Oy you fat bitch ass cunt!
Person 2:THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU COCK SUCKING CORONA DRINKING DICKHEAD!?!!!!?!!!

by Dudebloke March 23, 2021

Cunt Duchess

A woman that somehow thinks she is the gatekeeper of facts and her opinion is that of higher value than anyone and anything. They think that because they work under the CEO they should be treated like royalty.

Ruairi: Did you see Peggy's email about Cinco De Mayo?
Kyle: Yea that little Cunt Duchess just listed off facts about Mexican food. She could have at least convinced the big boss to get us a Taco Truck.

by TehPkmnMaster69696969 May 5, 2022

Jabba the cunt

David Ibbertson the cowardly backstabbing piece of shit that is Jabba's double

You know jabba the cunt is about the ground is shaking

by LushBeanstalk June 5, 2021

cunt scab

the grossest thing you could ever find on a vagina. its the solidified discharge forming on the outside of the lips.

causes of the cunt scab could be one or all of the following
- prolonged fucking
- neglecting to bathe the pussy
- frequent daydreaming about david hasselhoff causing you to glaze your seat, not cleaning it up and letting it dry as a hard, white crust, resembling feta cheese

treatment of the cunt scab is easy. simply sit in a warm tub and rip it off quickly - like a bandaid. you don't want it getting caught in the hair.

also, cunt scab can be used as an insult.

man that was a sweet orgy. too bad for tina though... she's gonna have major cunt scabs.

**tina sits down** "ouch!"
craig - "hey tina what's wrong?"
tina - "damn i think my cunt scab just ripped off!!"

teacher: "okay put away your books, time for a pop quiz"
tommy: "fuckin' cunt scab"

by stephen cummings January 20, 2006