Colon

A person that tries to be a "nice guy," on the outside but in reality, they're just an asshole.

"Man, that dude is such a freaking colon."

by Ding_ass January 1, 2021

Colona

L+C is a cute couple that started in 2018 and they have now been the couple of the century. Some people may even call them “End Game”.

Colona is a power couple

by khrisse January 6, 2021

colsonests

a girl who has a god complex and isn't welcome on EST twitter, don't forget that she invented the color pink and literally owns every single picture of colson.

1: wait, who invented the color pink?
2: it's colsonests duh

by cactuspie January 23, 2021

Colon Cologne

Noun - Pronounced (kōlən kəˈlōn) or (Co - lon Co - lone), is an item used during the human mating ritual in order to make the anal area smell more appealing to a partner. Comes in many smells and flavors, such as rose, lavender, hotdog, banana, and a new all time favorite, grilled cheese. Colon Cologne can also be used in other areas of the body, like the armpits, neck, and genital area.

Man - WOW honey your ass smells like its been dried out in the sun for 40 years.
Woman - Really, sorry babe I've been sitting at my desk all day...
Man - You should put on some COLON COLOGNE... ;)
Woman - Sure thing sugar boo.

by MoonUrMom March 1, 2021

Colonial Clenching

When a British person either

a) Looks back on a bit of British colonial history they thought wasn't that bad
b) Hears someone promoting colonialism

And in response, their entire body clenches up

Yeah, Tom heard what Matt said and immediately started Colonial Clenching

by TheSnazzyJacket March 5, 2021

colonizebrad

When you colonize brad

We did it, we colonizebrad!

by -Broomsweeper_67 March 13, 2021

cogtonomy

cognitive autonomy

In individualistic cultures, one's cogtonomy should be prized as independence of thought.

by Doos Jarus April 11, 2021