cockamated

Out of whack, misaligned, screwed up.

Variation of the word "cockamamie".

Dave: Hey Diana, what seems to be the problem?

Diana: I can't seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. My print jobs keep coming out all cockamated.

by Sleepy Woodchuck September 6, 2013

cockaratus

Brian's Connor's small cock. 🍆

Mmmmm I love me some cockaratus. Come give it to me Brian bby.

by JESSKERRR AND LEXAY November 29, 2013

cockatronasaurus

1. A massive fucking slut, whom takes on the large responsibility on sucking bare cock 24/7

2. usually named as a cockatoo or a "SLUT"

That cockatronasaurus is suckling on bare cock tonight, yogurt throat

by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013

cockatoos

A gay bar where homosexual enjoy in engaging in sexual behavior with each other.

A bar

A sex club

A homosexual establishment

A bar where there is no turning back

Steven loves going to cockatoos

OMG, steven said, let's go to cockatoos !

Cockatoos is my favorite place said a steven.

The stevensons family vacation was at cockatoos !

NEVER go to cockatoos said the rest of the world !

by harshetandoor February 9, 2015

cockadoodledick

Isaiah grace is also known locally as cockadoodledick

Are you cockadoodledick ? Why is your name cockadoodledick ?

by Captain cock June 16, 2014

cockal tunnel

The pain you experience in a wrist from excessive masturbation

Dude, your sister won't give it up and now i have cockal tunnel.

by Awesomeness9216 July 2, 2014

Cockaboose

Anal sex.

Portmanteau of "cock" and "caboose"

What did you guys do last night?

Cockaboose.

by Jesus Boppalopagus September 28, 2014