sweet tea snow cone

When a diabetic urinates on you in below freezing weather

My uncle Roy gave me a sweet tea snow cone last Christmas while playing in the snow.

by exo1083 May 1, 2024

kendallville sugar cone

While standing naked, a guy scratches the dandruff and lice out of his hair and puts it on his dick. After a secret fermentation and aging process, the lice, dandruff, hair and dick cells form a sweet delicacy that surprisingly resembles the crunch and taste of a sugar cone.

It was my birthday and Brit had a sweet tooth anyway, so we both enjoyed a Kendallville Sugar Cone!

by anonymous June 28, 2024

Puerto Rican pine cone

Not shaving your balls till stubble appears, than teabagging your partner.

Boy my stubble was itching so I gave her the ol' Puerto Rican pine cone.

by Uncle DADDY 2.0 December 18, 2024

Scandinavian traffic cone

To fill a condom with cum and diarrhoea and freeze it for a girl to use to wank/eat

“I heard Miss greenwood and Mr Donaldson did a Scandinavian traffic cone”

by Geraldine tiddlington the 2nd December 31, 2024

Bosnian traffic cone

The Bosnian Traffic Cone is a sexual act in which a fat, white man, on the receiving end, inserts a miniature agility cone into his anus. His partner then proceeds to ejaculate and puke into said agility cone. After the partner has finished, the receiver must turn onto his back. This will allow the juices to slowly flow onto the bedsheets leaving it olive toned.

Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.

by Lil-dynomyte March 1, 2025

Colombian snow cone

The act where you snort cocaine out of a woman’s (typically Latina) vagina after she squirts causing it to turn into a thick paste.
Similar to the Portuguese snowblower

I fucked a Latina bitch and she gave me a Colombian snow cone

by JrChicken May 4, 2025

Dairy Queen Dip Cone

The DQ Dip Cone is a delicious, delectable treat served at the American fast food chain, Dairy Queen where a cone of ice cream is dipped into fast hardening chocolate coating.

However, there is a new definition floating around that describes a sex position. The position is a lengthy process of the bottom eating copious amounts of food, waiting a couple hours for it to hit the lower intestine, then doing a headstand on the bed, asshole agape, waiting for the top to dip their "cone" into the "chocolate". Then the top picks up the bottom and proceeds to shake them, ass down, like a DQ Blizzard.

Woman: I just had taco bell... Do you wanna do the Dairy Queen Dip Cone?
Man: Yeah, I set a timer for 7:30pm. I can't wait <3

by BigWillyScavver June 12, 2025