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Canada's History

Canada's History can suck my dick
by PussyPatrol February 4, 2010
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Shaw Canada

another crappy Canadian telecommunications company like bell canada. They have ridiculous customer service and WILL sell you short and/or trick customers.
I called Shaw Canada to get up my internet connection back up, but they refused to do it. I just wanted to play Fortnite!
by alco3 February 25, 2019
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Canada's History

The act of covering poop with maple syrup and then stuffing it down your partners throat while singing Westminster baptist church's song God hates the world and raping a bear rug; then shoving a hockey trophy up your ass and drinking 7 glasses of prune juice and eating 6 fiber one bars.
The Man died while attempting to perform Canada's History on stage.
by Blue orange March 3, 2010
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Canada's History

The act through which Stephen Colbert pwns the crappy studio apartment above America.
Holy crap! You just Canada's History -ed those socialists! Nailed 'em!
by Le Justier Masqué February 4, 2010
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Canada

The land of sorry, worse french, and maple syrup.

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Canada sucks lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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Canada

I would like to tell all US residents that Canada is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better.
Life in Canada has much in common with life in the USA, but there is one very significant difference: it is much, much better.
It's such a pleasure to live in Canada.
by un chien canadienne July 21, 2022
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canada's history

an extreame sex act that involves knocking one's sex partner out with a bottle of maple syrup without them expecting it, then pouring the entire bottle of syrup into their ass by use of a funnel
Sarha was surprised and happy to wake up and found that Dave had given her canada's history
by colber nation February 4, 2010
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