Canada's History

According to definition expert Stephen Colbert, Canada's History is an involved sexual process that requires the use of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Putting everything in is the hardest part of Canada's History.

I invited the hottest girl in my class to come over so we could study Canada's History. If you know what I mean.

by Maxwell GS February 7, 2010

canada him

When someone acts interested in you then out of no where starts to act super shady and starts lying.

" You should just stop talking to him."
" I don't want to Canada him!"

by 219LoveGuru June 9, 2016

canada's history

a bukkake performed by a herd of moose.

i can't go to the winter Olympics because I'm afraid I might get caught in Canada's history.

by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole

- The Colbert Show, 2010

My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem

by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010

Canada Shuffle

Developed by winter-wise Canadians, it is a form of walking across slippery/icy surfaces in which a person takes very small steps and shuffles their feet in penguin-like fashion.

Jimmy made his way towards Tim Horton's, carefully doing the Canada Shuffle so he wouldn't slip on the ice.

by MapleSyrupMoose November 16, 2013

Canada

The best country in the world that could easily take over the US, New Zealand, Australia, and all the other countries like... Belize

Tom: Wait it's all Canada?
Justin T: Always has been

by TheGooseWizard May 20, 2024

Canada

Canada, is a shy and adorable character in Hetalia. Although he is not noticed by the other countries, America (his brother) is kind to him (in Americas' own way). He would never hurt a fly. He is very skilled in Hockey.

America: We could ask Canada.

everyone else: Who?

by ZoëTheJoey March 3, 2022