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Religious Cunt

An overly religious teenage woman in the internet who enjoys tweeting and posting bible verses or quotes about God, but in reality that woman is actually a slut.
P1: "She loves God as much as she loves dicks."

P2: "Yeah, she's pretty much a religious cunt."
by raepmemoar February 23, 2017
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fried cunt

A person who takes a lot of illegal drugs
Oi ya fried cunt
by Dodgy mate bruh June 17, 2016
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Cunt Car

A Cunt Car is a car specifically created or modified to be as much of an annoyance as possible. Cunt Cars are most frequently driven by entitled college white boys named Kevin who didn’t get enough attention from mumsie and dadsie, so they seek it from innocent bystanders by accelerating at heart-attack inducing intervals. Cunt Cars usually tend to be lower-end sports cars with a modification or two, paid for with mummy’s money. However, it may also be a completely unremarkable, average car with the same mods. Arguably, these Cunt Cars are worse, because the driver’s sense of overconfidence isn’t even earned. Some common modifications possessed by Cunt Cars include, but are not limited to; horrendously saturated and gaudy paint jobs, blindingly bright LED headlights, and worst of all, motors amplified so loudly that you can hear the screams begging for onlookers to give its driver attention, even though they possess no human voice. All these common Cunt Car mods have one (1) common purpose; to make their vehicle so noticeable it could infuriate a deaf man or be an eyesore to the blind.
For extra cunt points, drive it around in suburban towns and residential areas early in the morning or late at night. To stealthily be a nuisance to society, you can also choose to only rev your engine to deafening levels when pedestrians walk by.
"There goes Kevin again, annoying innocent couples with his Cunt Car."
"Bradley thinks that all the girls are in awe of his Cunt Car, but in reality it's just a nuisance."
by SoBasicallyImMonky December 12, 2019
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Jedi Cunt

When someone calls you a ‘Sith Cunt’, this is a opportunistic time to reply with Jedi Cunt, in the Star Wars Universe.
Shut up, you’re such a Jedi Cunt Said Palpatine
by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020
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Smurf Cunt

Synonym for "Blue Waffles" a nasty, nasty disgusting picture for more see "Blue Waffles" or google "Blue Waffles"
Dude I was going down on this chick and saw the Smurf Cunt, threw up and got the hell out of there!!!
by sexgod92 August 31, 2011
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Cunt Panther

A tangle of pubic hair found only on female homo sapiens. It's name is derived from the way that the hair wraps itself around the clitoris and forms a distinctly panther-like shape.
"Your mustache looks like my girlfriends cunt panther."
by netjak September 30, 2011
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Nonce cunt

Someone who has a sexual attraction towards underage children, and is also a big fucking cunt
Steve Hoddy is a Nonce Cunt
by Ssewankambo November 6, 2020
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