Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!
by Bailedx March 21, 2024
Get the on god no crosses countmug. To do something extremely asinine, but the reason behind it was because the second-person joked about it.
-Did you hear about that man the other day? He confronted a tiger and rode it! He's mental!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!
by Ace attorney nick May 1, 2025
Get the Cross-Examine the Parrotmug. When two men next to each other simultaneously jerk each other off with their arms crossed over one another.
by Truxtin May 2, 2024
Get the Criss-Cross Mammal Saucemug. 1. usually associated with marijuana, when you mix either 2 different types of marijuana together or you mix marijuana with some other drug.
joe: yo man ready to smoke some dank bud.
jon: yeah dude, my friend gave me this bud and it was laced with acid.
joe: OH SHIT BRO...CROSSING THE BEAMS
jon: yeah dude, my friend gave me this bud and it was laced with acid.
joe: OH SHIT BRO...CROSSING THE BEAMS
by dsdsdsssdsdd June 9, 2011
Get the crossing the beamsmug. by mcuicchi May 23, 2008
Get the Cross Drunkmug. Where two guys are going down on the same girl and one is eating the pussy and one is eating the ass and then they kiss
by A 1969 Honda civic October 14, 2023
Get the Southern border crossingmug. by lee kirwan April 12, 2019
Get the Cross teamingmug.