Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?
Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!
Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!
by anonymous November 13, 2025
Get the Johnny blumpkinseed mug.Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?
Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!
Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!
by anonymous November 13, 2025
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Get the Backwards blumpkin mug.A country blumpkin is when a man is sitting on the tank of the toilet with the lid off, your basic "top shelf" prank. When he is ready to "drop the kids in the pool", if you will, a woman (human) sits on the toilet straddling the tank ALSO " dropping off kids", and giving a blow job to the man on tank.
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Get the Country Blumpkin mug.The act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives fellatio. One person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also passing excrement in the actual toilet. Thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.
by CHRISLARRYJEFF November 7, 2010
Get the Hi-Brow Blumpkin mug.The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.
After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.
by rebel ase November 7, 2012
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