bobbin' for biscuits

a constant and difficult struggle to complete daily menial tasks, usually not worth the effort

Jenny, aged 65, and new to show business, spent all day sending out resumes, headshots and postcards in order to get noticed as an actress. Her friends were afraid to tell her that she was just bobbin' for biscuits.

by Michael Arden September 2, 2007

jam on a biscuit

It's a continuation of the popular game of "sticky biscuit" where men masturbate over a biscuit inserted in a lady's vagina. Except in this version the lady is on her period.

"Oh man, you missed a great game of jam on a biscuit last night. That menstruation sure tasted good"

by mumsnot July 9, 2014

Clam with air biscuit

Girl farting while she receives oral sex

Daniele gave me a clam with air biscuit last night.

by Eric70 September 11, 2016

joshing your biscuits

A phrase used to reinforce that someone is telling the truth

I swear Vince Vaughn lives in our neighborhood, I'm not joshing your biscuits.

by Ratpackisback February 18, 2017

step on my biscuit

Someone who goes around killing every nigga's vibe

"Treshon is such a dick, goin around, stepping on people's biscuits and shit"

"What're you talking about? I doubt anything interesting nigga"

"Bitch don't step on my biscuit!"

by Biscuit bean March 2, 2017

balls over biscuits

Abnormally weird and hectic.

My job was balls over biscuits all day long.

by Rance Kesterson March 28, 2017

pushing the biscuit

1) Going above and beyond to convince someone to make a decision that they weren't necessarily considering in the first place.

2) Describing a risky situation and the actions that follow.

3) Used in place of a sexual act, both positive and/or negative.

4) Upset or frustrated about a situation or outcome.

1) "I didn't think I needed to buy boots to go with my new coat, but that salesperson is really pushing the biscuit'

2) "I don't mean to push the biscuit, but I think we can go without health insurance for a few more weeks"

3) "Damn, he is hot! I wouldn't mind pushing his biscuit"

4) "Not having proper table manners really pushes my biscuit"

by engineergoby April 3, 2017