by iiPainnz April 24, 2017
Get the Based stick man mug.A gold digger that finds a baseball player stupid enough to marry her (this is like 99.9% of white baseball players). Usually blond, tan & trashy with ridiculously white teeth and lots of bling to show off, especially the skating rink she got as an engagement ring. May originally have been a baseball Annie that got lucky.
That dumb blond a few rows ahead of us is totally a baseball wife. I hope her husband fouls a ball back and it hits her in the face.
by koalaroo February 28, 2008
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a cool, hot, sexy boy that gets all the girls. Also a name that means not being afraid of anything and being realy strong.
Basel is responsible
by om124ar June 21, 2017
Get the Basel mug.Tony Baseballs is a paranoid person who's penis is so small all you can see is his balls, and he compensates for his small penis by playing online games.
by Glenn Dawson January 21, 2010
Get the Tony Baseballs mug.A middle aged vagabond who hides in your basement in order to stay out of bad weather. They sit in the dark corners of your cellar until you go down there to get laundry done or bring out the holiday ornaments. Once you do, they attack you with a rusty screwdriver that is infested with diseases.
All basement bums are male. There is no such thing as a female basement bum. If you think you see a female basement bum, it's probably a hooker or a crackhead.
If you believe you may have a basement bum, do not call 911. The emergency operators will simply laugh at you. Instead, call 1-800-BUM-HELP and pray to god that it's not too late...
All basement bums are male. There is no such thing as a female basement bum. If you think you see a female basement bum, it's probably a hooker or a crackhead.
If you believe you may have a basement bum, do not call 911. The emergency operators will simply laugh at you. Instead, call 1-800-BUM-HELP and pray to god that it's not too late...
Guy 1: Hello?!
Guy 2: Hey. What's up?
Guy 1: Dude, come over quick! I think I may have a basement bum in my cellar!
Guy 2: Yeah fucking right, man. I'm not going to mess with that crazy fucker!
Guy 1: Please, I thought we were friends! Just come over real quick and bring your gun.
Guy 2: Ahahahahahaha! Bullets can't hurt a basement bum. You're fucking dead, man!
Guy 1: What should I do?!
Guy 2: Hang up and call 1-800-BUM-HELP quick!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Just do it!! ...Godspeed!
Guy 1: Okay I'll call you ba--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEEEEEEELP!! ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER?!? OH SWEET JESUS!!!!! AHHHHHH!!
*Dial Tone*
Guy 2: Holy shit...
Guy 2: Hey. What's up?
Guy 1: Dude, come over quick! I think I may have a basement bum in my cellar!
Guy 2: Yeah fucking right, man. I'm not going to mess with that crazy fucker!
Guy 1: Please, I thought we were friends! Just come over real quick and bring your gun.
Guy 2: Ahahahahahaha! Bullets can't hurt a basement bum. You're fucking dead, man!
Guy 1: What should I do?!
Guy 2: Hang up and call 1-800-BUM-HELP quick!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Just do it!! ...Godspeed!
Guy 1: Okay I'll call you ba--AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEEEEEEELP!! ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SCREWDRIVER?!? OH SWEET JESUS!!!!! AHHHHHH!!
*Dial Tone*
Guy 2: Holy shit...
by RVB123 April 20, 2010
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2nd base, feeling up
3rd, passionate kissing of the upper body
Home Run, Using a strap on, scissoring, fingering, oral etc.
2nd base, feeling up
3rd, passionate kissing of the upper body
Home Run, Using a strap on, scissoring, fingering, oral etc.
Maddie: Oh yeah Kristen and I got to 3rd base last night.
Lily: Of the heterosexual bases, or the Lesbian Bases?
Maddie: Lesbian Bases all the way!
Lily: Of the heterosexual bases, or the Lesbian Bases?
Maddie: Lesbian Bases all the way!
by Lesbian McFly January 9, 2012
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