miss barker

Mother bear from goldilocks

“Who is miss barker “
“The mother bear from goldilocks”

by Myteacherisawhore.com April 22, 2018

The Barber Special

Total an utterly gay , enjoys anal, and long walks on the beach!

A.J was running a race and got the sudden taste for huge cock and done his cool down getting gangbanged in the locker room. While planning his beach vacation. “The Barber Special”

by RatStealer449 January 28, 2018

Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.

Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

Will Barnes

The holiest fuckboy of the generation that was, usually associates with jesus chrissim (gods first)

Girl 1: Im goin out with Will Barnes
Girl 2: ew that fuckboy?

by Pb upstander May 22, 2018

Jordan Barnes

a really annoying person throws paper at people all the time and always throws a tantrum when he is timed out and is very in love with boys and men.

jordan Barnes is a lover of cock

by A.T.Foxley May 7, 2018

Rita Barberá

a rare valencian mutation created by a multiple orgy of whales, mammoths and sea lions who used to be Valencian mayoress from 1991 to 2015. Afortunately for valencian people, she's fuckin' dead and all her human rests can feed like 14 billion hectares.

Guy: Wow! that enormous fat oozing ball looks like it's moovin'
Valencian guy: don't worry, it's our mayoress.

Boy: why should we vote this drunk thief?
Boy's fascist grandfather: well, Rita Barberá is better than Paracuellos.

by YourGrandmother's Tupperware March 21, 2018

Lanisha_Barnes

A Demon, a bitch, The most dangerous girl modder on PSN who goes by GarCia_LuCy aka Lanisha_Barnes aka llll_Queen_llll aka llxll_l4l_llxll aka llxll_llll_llxll. The #1 Internet's Most hated bitch Most hated modder/booter who ddoses 4 fun buys servers and abuse them for her power. She is a slut who was born from a Group called "Legion 4 Life"

Don't Be such a bitch Like Lanisha. One thing if you end up n a GTA Lobby on PS3 with Lanisha_Barnes This is a warning Do not mess with her or she play a game so called "Baseball" with you and everyone knows that game and once you hear her say the term "Baseball" LEAVE THE LOBBY Unless you are on a VPN.

by Juukh August 7, 2018