Bakeaphilia

The desire to engage in sexual acts with home baked cake or biscuit products!

Jeez - that bloke loves Bakeaphilia!

by The Gingerbread Man of Leeds March 15, 2010

Baked Cookies

The act of getting high and watching porn on the internet for a long period of time.

Dude, Chad and I baked cookies last night on my girlfriends computer, it was chill.

by effinbrian March 27, 2011

bakersfield dozen

(Mathematics & Measurements / Units) three.

From the practice of giving three units where twelve were requested, because Bakersfield is a poor place in California.

Jesus, are you trying to short me with that bakersfield dozen again?

by California Nelson99 November 23, 2011

baked potato

a mentally disabled person stuck in a fire

after SB's house burned down she found her daughter in the state of baked potato

by stupidcunt1726 February 10, 2019

baked

Someone who is both woke and based thereby understanding both sides of the aisle. Also used, historically, as a term for high utilization of cannabis or a type of cooking process i.e. the process in which said cannabis can be converted into a brownie.

I thought of this definition of baked using a portmanteau of ‘woke’ and ‘based’ while in my car today and it made me chuckle so I decided to put it on Urban Dictionary.

by 1947338271 May 15, 2021

bread baked

a phrase meaning the act of getting one's hair cut

"Hey Duvall, I see you got your bread baked."

by Woozlee December 15, 2008

The Bakers Dozen

The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.

Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen.

Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.

by Thehoodedwarrior November 28, 2016