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Palm Babies

n.
1. Palm Babies - A brand name for small 1-inch long collectible squishy-rubber baby dolls marketed toward stay-at-home moms, overly effeminate people and obsessively compulsive collectors.

MEDICAL
2. Ejaculate (e.g. semen) resting in a hand.

v.
1. To ejaculate into a hand, presumably a human hand.

See cummy palm
1. I love the squishy, soft feeling of Palm Babies in my hand!

2. "It was necessary to lay some palm babies into the chairwoman's hand to prevent evidence of a spillover from getting to the public."
by pclick December 8, 2010
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Fed Baby

“Fed baby” is a child born in the care of a pregnant mother and/or father in federal prison. The child is typically placed with family members such as grandparents, aunts or uncles. Some unfortunately go into the foster care system. Similar to “State babies” whose mothers and fathers were incarcerated during their births while in state prison.
I’m a fed baby my birth certificate look different AF! Cardboard, green and don’t even have the race listed on that MF! Smh
by Zee the OG February 24, 2021
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Plastic Babies

When the strap on is too good she said give her babies
Ayo did you hear Heather is pregnant with plastic babies
by Will Lilly March 31, 2022
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Baby Kraus

A small baby of a man, bossy in nature, known to be seen around Flint, Michigan. Known for not having anything of his own. A free loader ("Can I have half of that," or "Is that any good?") and creep-ass, frequents brothel houses who then ejaculates forcefully into prostitutes mouths, has extensive knowledge of all famous serial killers, furthermore claims to have extensive knowledge of cinematic films, only knows the directors of those films, and cant name a single actor. However in reality lacks taste and knowledge of thing. A baby Kraus is also known for it's temper tantrums, hissy fit's and need to always be right as well as crying when he's not. He can often be found trolling the IMDB website. Where him and his 5 friends that go to that site, review movies negativly, without ever seeing them.

Turn on's: winning at monopoly
Turn off's: The jack without the Pak
No you cant have half of my sandwich. Stop being a baby kraus.

That hooker really didn't want me to cum in her mouth but I totally baby kraus'd her ass.
by Jack of Pak January 21, 2008
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baby brick

The Unforgiveables might arrest you, in some cases, even for possession of a baby brick, or less.
by Sexydimma February 28, 2017
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Baby Shasha

A person, preferably an adorable adolescent male, that is insanely adorable and happens to have braces. The braces create the appearance of a baby shark. Hence the name, "baby shasha."
The term "baby shasha" unquestionably evolved from "baby shark," and was cropped shortly after. The more modern name is "baby shasha305jz," but "baby shasha" remains the most popular."
Kelly: "Oh My God! Look at this kid! He's so adorable!"
Molly: "Woah...does he have braces?"
Kelly: "Oh My God! Yeah he does!"
Molly: "He's a regular baby shasha!"
by ara da cara April 4, 2010
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Baby Smoove

Baby Smoove Underrated 🐐😮 💨
by 😮‍💨🐐🤝 January 17, 2022
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