Procrasti-baking

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking a variety of delicious treats, only to end up with a kitchen full of goodies and no progress made on the task at hand.

"I have a paper due tomorrow, but I ended up procrasti-baking a batch of cookies instead."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

twice baked creampie

When a woman gets a creampie and takes that creampie home and then while scissoring her girlfriend squirts it into the partners vagina.

Did you hear Lisa got pregnant from a twice baked creampie?

by Unsaid toaster 1 March 14, 2025

devil's baking soda

Slang for Cocaine

He's been snorting that devil's baking soda.

by Esalad420 September 21, 2020

Bake

To lose or to defeat

We'll bake y'all in spades.

by The imperial skateboard p April 17, 2021

Freshly Baked Batch!

When your in a sauna having sex but it's freezing outside and just before you finish on her face you scream "Freshly Baked Batch! cuming up" and you splurge on her face then walk outside into the cold and you see the semen steaming on her face.

When I came on that bitches face in the sauna it was so cold we walked outside into gave her a Freshly Baked Batch!

by NigNut98 May 30, 2025

Sunfeast Baked Creations

Your perfect gourmet companion. Makes for a great +1 on all days — bright and gloomy alike. ❤
Never out of warm, cheesy moments that make you smile. Created to fulfill your darkest fantasies with sugar and spice and everything nice. 😉

“I so deserve an indulgent treat! I’m ordering something from ITC Sunfeast Baked Creations"

by ITC-SBC November 24, 2021

Freshly Baked Batch

When your in a sauna having sex but it's freezing outside and just before you finish on her face you scream "Freshly Baked Batch cuming up" and you splurge on her face then walk outside into the cold and you see the semen steaming on her face.

When I came on that bitches face in the sauna it was so cold we walked outside into gave her a Freshly Baked Batch

by NigNut97 May 30, 2025