alabama ass shit

person1-will and nora like eachother AND they’re cousins

person2-thats some alabama ass shit
person1-deadass
by charli d’amilio February 24, 2020
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alabama tree frog

A sex position where a male dwarf climbs a larger female's body until he stops to jump on her. He jumps until she screams in pain, and then after this the dwarf croaks like a frog.
Dude, Evan was an Alabama Tree frog last night. He told me all about it.
by yeet_god September 08, 2017
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alabama steak knife

When you're having sex with your little sister, because you live in alabama, but you need to cut her open, because her vagina is too small for your whopping penis.
Bill- I bangin my sister the other day and I need to do an Alabama steak knife.
by Bigpoppa6969 May 07, 2016
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alabama toaster strudel

Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.
I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.
by Geordiehsc10 January 03, 2008
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alabama nutty buddy

the masochistic act of having a woman eat a multitude of peanuts and then performing anal sex on her so the peanuts create extra friction and pain.

may also be used by the woman as a punishment for her unsuspecting man.

may also be combined with the alabama hot pocket.
My girlfriend is too nice all the time so i fed that bitch a jar of peanuts and made her give me an alabama nutty buddy.
by p-nutttt July 08, 2009
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Alabama Family Tree

When a diagonal line is drawn in you family tree inferring that incest has occurred.
"Did you see how ugly that kid is?"
"Yea, I bet he has an Alabama Family Tree"
by Hoophy October 26, 2011
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Alabama Stuffed Mushroom

The act of while having sex, stick a mushroom up your partners anus or vagina(your choice) then having sex with your partner in that area.
Sally was hungry for something new, so she had a Alabama Stuffed Mushroom with Tommy
by THE BIG MAN OF THE HOUSE February 23, 2010
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