alabama ass shit

incest

person1-will and nora like eachother AND they’re cousins

person2-thats some alabama ass shit
person1-deadass

by charli d’amilio February 24, 2020

Alabama Embo

When a massively over-weight girl sits on your face, completely smothering it - and then forces out a dump which subsequently is pushed up your nostrils and is under such pressure it comes out your ears. Usually results in bitching and two-facedness.

"Hey man, what's up?"

"Not much, although just got back from the hospital, had an Alabama Embo turn nasty."

by Jim J Toohey February 21, 2014

alabama Eggplant

If by some means your penis becomes bruised and you have sex.

I got my junk slammed in a door and it was big and purple...so I gave her the Alabama eggplant.

by powdriver August 21, 2009

alabama toaster strudel

Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.

I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.

by Geordiehsc10 January 12, 2008

alabama nutty buddy

the masochistic act of having a woman eat a multitude of peanuts and then performing anal sex on her so the peanuts create extra friction and pain.

may also be used by the woman as a punishment for her unsuspecting man.

may also be combined with the alabama hot pocket.

My girlfriend is too nice all the time so i fed that bitch a jar of peanuts and made her give me an alabama nutty buddy.

by p-nutttt July 8, 2009

Alabama Family Tree

When a diagonal line is drawn in you family tree inferring that incest has occurred.

"Did you see how ugly that kid is?"
"Yea, I bet he has an Alabama Family Tree"

by Hoophy October 26, 2011

Alabama Stuffed Mushroom

The act of while having sex, stick a mushroom up your partners anus or vagina(your choice) then having sex with your partner in that area.

Sally was hungry for something new, so she had a Alabama Stuffed Mushroom with Tommy

by THE BIG MAN OF THE HOUSE March 2, 2010