Premature ejaculation. Things are going pretty well, then you lose control and blow a load in your britches. Better luck next time.
Whisper in my ear that you want some more, then I jizz in my pants.
Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.
Now I'm posed in an awkward position because I jizzed in my pants.
by Kaboose777 December 12, 2008
This phrase expresses your passive acceptance of an event, initiative or activity that may or may not require your involvement. A more creative, flavourful and eyebrow-raising way to say "it doesn't bother me", "meh" or "I don't care".
"If you want to spend the night in jail, fine, it's no jizz on my chin."
"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."
"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."
"I'm driving by there anyway, so it's no jizz on my chin to swing by and pick you up."
"Hey, it's no jizz on my chin if you want to visit that priest, but don't say I didn't warn you."
by slodrive August 24, 2011
Hilarious SNL skit that aired at about 12:40 AM. It is about two guys who jizz in their pants at just about everything from a hot girl to an alarm clock.
Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Some star cameos are: Justin Timberlake, Molly Sims, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler
by Jamiesayshello December 09, 2008
by Spocker December 02, 2010
"Zack what are you making that face for? You look really horny and we are in an all boys school. Your scaring me."
"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."
"Dude I feel so good I just Jizzed In My Pants."
by Smithers john February 01, 2009
When a girl does something so stimulating you Jizz in your pants and make that crazy retarded face that all of us guys do.
"My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.
by Drew is da fuckin man. December 10, 2008
The feeling you carry when your lover commits adultery and leaves your heart soggy and full of sorrow.
by Dr. Prseuss July 19, 2019