hen cum

n. the white, slimy, strings found in an undercooked egg.

Ack, cook these eggs more, they're loaded with hen cum!

by snippettex March 25, 2011

Cum Rag

That white rag you hide in your pillow case

Guy 1: bro what’s that lump in your pillowcase

Guy 2: that’s my cum rag for when I wanna get happy

by That guy Tim July 26, 2018

Cum muffler

The wad of toilet you hold against your asshole to muffle the sound of shame as you try to expel the cum from your anus after butt sex so you're roommates can't hear.

I used a cum muffler and my mom didn't suspect a thing

by B&A&F March 17, 2017

Cum jam

Is where a male ejaculates semen and mashes with his/her's feces together inside the anal cavity, forming into a jam substance.

Person 1: How was your date last night, dude?

Person 2: Weird, she wants me to make cum jam and put it on her toast.

Person 1: Wow, what a freak she is!

Person 2 : Please help...

by FvcknMe July 9, 2018

cum and go

driving up to someone cumming on them and driving a way

Tyler did a cum and go in the ghetto

by iamnewt25 September 4, 2019

cum compliments

this is a type of compliment that has an alterer motive

e.g when you boyfriend says your beautiful, this is a cum compliments which means he wants to cum in your pants.

by Bagface March 9, 2009

Cum Burger

A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.

"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"

Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"

by fortniteburgerexe April 28, 2022