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Return my calls immediately

Something people say in an email when they’re mad at a company and they think that ordering them to do something is going to make them do it as if they are their bitch.
*Reading: “We have tried to contact you and there has been no answer. Return my calls immediately at (phone number).”
Hm, I was going to call her back until that bitch command. I’ll consider calling her back next week.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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balls over my head

by Eric October 20, 2003
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you got my nose open

"Baby, you got my nose open!"
by afei January 5, 2004
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fo shizzle my nizzle

A slang phrase used to confuse people so they will leave them alone, like silicitors...
Fo shizzle my nizzle, no televizzle for mizzle, go gizzle some sizzle yo mizzle fizzle, okizzle? Nizzle? *Sigh* Yo izzle a lizzle dizzle, thrizzle tizzle I sizzle to yo nizzle to yo televizzle= Fuck shit my nigger, no television for me, go guzzle some sizzle you mother fucker, okay? No? *Sigh* Three times I said to you no to your television.
by MizMilenko May 28, 2004
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smack my ass like a drum

we all want tom riddle to
tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk
by fredweasley´swhore October 1, 2020
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Owch! my stomach lining!"

What one would say upon consumption of Three Spring Rolls, which are loaded to the hilt with MSGs.
Girl: Three Spring Rolls Please.
Man: MSG'd!
Girl: Ouch! My stomach lining!
by Hawke October 2, 2003
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stuff shit back into my ass

The act of readdressing an issue or task after you thought it was already finished.

A metaphor: Taking a crap and then having to pull the poop out of the toilet and stuff it back into your butt.
After six months of work on this project, my boss signed off on it. Now its two weeks later and we find out that we were working off the wrong specification. So now I've got to go stuff shit back into my ass.
by Pancreas100 February 10, 2007
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