Third Degree Shit Strain

When you use so much force out your bumbhole.. It burns and bleeds

Oh.. shit I hit third degree shit strain OUCH!! F@#$

by KyShite July 1, 2021

Snake that shits perfect rats.

1. Someone or something that participates without adding anything of substance.

Person 1: "Dude, the only thing Lenny added to the presentation was stupid transition effects."

Person 2: "I know, talk about a snake that shits perfect rats."

by Johnrad March 22, 2022

Gay Ass Nigger Shit

When a minority commits bullshit against thy straight white brethren.

Ethan Queer didn’t show up for the final, that’s some Gay Ass Nigger Shit

by thejuice_is_loose May 9, 2023

Cork yo’ good shit

Put away your drugs/alcohol.

Guy 1: OH SHIT SAM! It’s your mom! Better cork yo’ good shit before she sees you smoking that joint!
Guy 2: OH FUUUUCKKKK OKAY

by bootyhoe_76 August 7, 2018

HOly shit im drunk

Woah i had too much smirnoff vodka!! Im not a slav but i am one tonight. Russian vodka is turning me into a slav, im drunk as fuck. heehee

Holy shit im drunk, i think i just fucked a girl ans got her pregnant.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 9, 2020

8-bit Shit Fit

Becoming so frustrated with a difficult retro game that you throw a temper tantrum that usually ends with the classic controller chuck. Ragequitting an NES game.

"Dude, I got to level three in Battletoads, but it was so hard I had an 8-bit Shit Fit!"

by HydraMoonlight March 4, 2021

metric shit-ton

equal the number twenty-four(24).

me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.

by seang February 8, 2013