Hank Williams Jr.

A country music legend. His career was started in 1957 at the age of 8 and has been going on since then throughout his whole life. He has 56 studio albums, 25 compilation albums, and 25 music videos. His daddy passed when he was 3 on January 1st, 1953 from an overdose on pills and alcohol. His father, one of the top country artists of all time, influenced his career more than any other artist. His mother, Audrey Williams, also a singer, had little bocephus singing his father's songs as that is what people wanted to hear due to his dad's untimely passing and his legendary, goosebump giving lyrics. Usually referred to as Jr. by people who know his dad, Jr. reached his peak popular culture-wise in the mid to late 80s, although some would argue his talents songwriting-wise have only improved since then. Hank was born down in Shreveport but has lived in places such as Alabama, Kentucky, and the great state of Montana. Hank has gone through a lot, which has shaped his personality and style of playing, events such as sr. dying, falling off Ajax mountain down on the Idaho-Montana border, and most recently, his daughter passing away. These things have shaped him not only as an artist but a person. Regardless of everything that has happened, he is still one of the best to ever do it.

Wow! that boy Hank can sure play a mean line of instruments

Hank Williams Jr. is sure one of the best to ever do it!

Hank is having a concert here this weekend, wanna go?

by Mr. Marino March 29, 2021

William Howard Taft

The thiccest president of America.

William Howard Taft was thicc.

by TH47 June 1, 2018

Prince William County

30 miles from D.C. Per capita income is $35,000 USD. At 40% Caucasian, 30% Hispanic, 22% African American, and 8% Asian; it is the most racially and socioeconomically diverse area in Northern Virginia. Rich neighborhoods like Dominion Valley, the Riding Club, Saranac, Virginia Oaks, Tullemore Estates, and Lake Manassas. Still mostly middle class. The Public School System in PWC is one of the best. Way less rich than the rest of Nova. Low income neighborhoods include Georgetown South, Coverstone, Irongate, and Westgate (manassas); Dale Forest, (F,G,H,K neighborhoods) in dale city; and East of i95. These neighborhoods are about 70% hispanic, 20% black and 10% white with 700sqft row houses/condos fitting ten people per unit. gangs are in these parts. MS13 alone has 1.5K members, Sureños X3 have 1K; and they control the area's human trafficking, prostitution, heroin, and PCP thru violence. The black gangs push coke, meth, Molly and pills into county. 202SQAD/Southside Boys are notorious. Drugs everywhere. Thousands smoking crack, shooting dope, robbing and jumping, sleeping under bridges, dying like the plague. Schools have memorial gardens for endless losses. There was a drug war in Prince William County from 2015-2016 where 42 people under the age of 25 were murdered over money, territory, and snitching. 3 federal operations in 2.5 years sent hundreds away. Weird place.

Prince William county: a mixing pot of rich spoiled brats, military brats with commuter parents, legal migrants from Guatemala and El Salvador, migrants from Vietnam and China, massive pockets or illegal immigration and criminal networks, the working class, and drug addicts.

by Da_A_Train August 22, 2018

William Wallace

When a long haired man showers with a woman, neither of them dry off, and do it in a missionary position. The water from the shower drips from his hair onto her breasts like he is a warrior. In addition he usually pisses on her in the shower.

I told my woman to shower with me. I pissed on her and gave her a William Wallace.

by WilliamWallace May 15, 2009

Fungis Legs Williams

A baseball player from the years 1923-1987.

Fungis threw 24 perfect games, 56 no hitters and batted a .389 avg. He also hit 897 Home runs and has 34,004 rbis.

Steve- Do you know Fungis legs?

BILL- Of course good ole' Fungis Legs Williams one of the greatest gros to play the great game of baseball!

by Philz09 December 24, 2011

Petey Williams Guy

A user on the WFigs forums, who has a strange obbsession with Petey Williams.

The legend of Petey Williams Guy began the night that the proboards servers were down due to a fire and the Temp. board was born. The Temp. board was full of spam and gay porn (eeww). One man set out to post a Petey Williams picture in every thread in existance.

Rumors of Petey Williams guy lurking around WFigs have spread throughout the forum. A possible return is keeping the admins at the edge of their seats, just ready to ban him for good.

Adam Bomb: "Man that Petey Williams Guy sure is funny."

Some hater: "That guy was such a dick. I hope he dies a slow painful death."

Petey Williams Guy: "Muahahaha"

by Mick Floyd October 17, 2008

Hayley Nichole Williams

The full name of the lead singer/songwriter/pianist of one of the greatest bands ever, Paramore.

She was born in Meridian, Mississippi and moved to Franklin, Tennessee at the age of 13 where she met Zac and Josh Farro, Paramore's drummer and lead guitarist.

Before Paramore she was in a funk cover band with Jeremy Davis, Paramore's bassist.

She dated Josh Farro in 2005 and they broke up in 2007
Now (2010) she's dating Chad Gilbert, New Found Glory's lead guitarist.

She is a Christian.

She was nominated for Kerrang! awards' sexiest female in 2007 but lost to Amy Lee (Evanescence) but won it in 2008 and 2009

The first instrument she played was the drums.

She's 5'2'' and is called HBomb, Hayles, and Spongebob (Cause of the gap in her teeth.)

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Hayley Nichole Williams
Person 1: You mean Hayley Williams from Airplanes?
Person 2: NO, Hayley from Paramore, bitch.

by Paramore and YMAS FTW! July 20, 2010