Town in Essex that has lots of smokers, chavs, girls wearing rolled-up skirts, abnoxious teenagers and children and
random old people.
All respect goes to those
random old people.
Anyways, here in this town we like to name things improperly. For instance:
The Common -- No, it'
s just a huge field of
grass, some benches, a little park down at the bottom and a 'labyrinth', when, in all honesty, it's just some lines drawn on the
grass. It's not a 'common', it's a field.
Bridge End Gardens -- where is this bridge end? In fact, where is this bridge?
For now, this is really all you need to know about this beloved little town. Oh, and we got lots of shops :D
Person 1: So where do you live, Mr. Chav?
Chav: I live down in
Saffron Walden. Can't
get much better than that, mate.
Person 1: ....
