Walking the poodle

Masturbating. Particularly when done by a married man.

Something a married man does alone and ashamed.

She had a headache so I ended up walking the poodle again.

by AndTheHorse August 24, 2010

Crypt Walk

That is Snoop Doggy Dog walk after some sips of Hennessy and Courvoisier.

2Pac: Yo Snoop, let's put the switches on bitches like I been fixed with hydraulics Snoop Doggy Dog: Let me get my Crypt Walk on homie' and past me the Hennessy!

by Leevip November 1, 2014

Walking Fee

The Fee one man pays another for the service of picking up goods such as food, coffee, alcohol or drugs. This fee generally consists of the change left over from the purchase.

This is generally considered a "Rule of Man". Other rules include things like Never Asking for Directions and Urinal Etiquette.

Asdf gave Qwerty $3.00 to get a McSkillet burrito. The burrito cost $2.74, and when Asdf asked for his change, Qwerty refused to give it to him stating that the 26 cents goes to a "Walking Fee".

by Gridlok July 25, 2008

walking trots

The act of walking and farting at the same time.

The horses always have the walking trots and so does you grandpa.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Perf Walk

Being forced to walk the straight and narrow to avoid attack. Having to pass through the gauntlet.

1. Between my two girlfriends,I'm in a Perf Walk.
2. While trying to avoid falling any further from grace, I'm on a Perf Walk.

by EDERED December 9, 2007

milly walk

When you have sex with a woman in the street

"I milly walk on any block"

by Wigonline22 August 4, 2016

Spirit Walk

When you are too broke to buy more weed and are freaking out because your body is rebalancing the psychedellics and you begin to walk aimlessly to make yourself feel better.

I would have murdered the bitch but I went on a spirit walk and found enlightenment.

by Doc Poz November 27, 2018