gonzaga university 

The whitest richest private catholic school west of the Mississippi. Home of the alcoholics, nerds, and the virgins.

Let's go to Gonzaga University to find some white, hot, loaded virgins.

gonzaga university by Applesox84 November 1, 2013

Texas A&M University

The first public institution of higher education in the state of Texas. A&M is the home of the fighting Texas Aggies with a variety of very successful college sports. Having one of the friendliest campuses in the world, Texas A&M is one of the few campuses that Greek life doesn't define you. With over 800 student organizations it is extremely easy to find your place in the school and to make life long friends. We are also known for our business and engineering with many other degree choices to choose from. We pride our selves on our conservative views while t.u. continues its liberal ways.

Texas A&M University "From the outside looking in, you can't understand it. And from the inside looking out, you can't explain it"

Texas A&M University by AggieWill April 22, 2008

Harding University 

A maximum security prison in Searcy, Arkansas that masquerades as an institution of higher learning. Harding will kick you out for having "sexual relations" with the opposite sex which include 2nd base and on. They will kick you out for drinking alcohol even if you are legal age and for using tobacco products. Dancing is prohibited. Any student caught in the home of the opposite sex is subject to expulsion. Dorms are segregated by gender and members of the opposite sex are not allowed in. Once a month they have "open house" where members of the opposite sex are allowed in your dorm room but you have to keep the door open for RA checks. The typical Harding student will get married at 21 because they are sick of waiting to have sex.
Other than period trips to Wal Mart, students stay in their ivory tower that is the school campus. Searcy has absolutely nothing of value in it. For "fun" students can go to Little Rock but if you run into another student while doing something against the rules then you can expect to be expelled.

Daily chapel attendance is mandatory and if you don't attend church on Sunday you are viewed as a heathen. Harding does not have Fraternities or Sororities. They have clubs, which act in much the same way without the benefits of a national frat or sorority. If anyone dares to criticize the policies or ideology that Harding espouses they are told "You knew what Harding was like before you came here".

Harding will emotionally and spiritually cripple you.

Gary: I'm so excited! I got into Harding University!

Hank: Dude, they accept anyone that breathes.

Gary: Still, at least I'll be getting a solid Christian education in a good environment.

Hank: Please go to the Harding University entry on Urban Dictionary

Gary: Holy cow man. I didn't know it was like that.

Hank: Yeah man, want to go to a state school with me? We can have all the booze and girls we want.

Gary: Fuck yeah.

Harding University by Lou Putz October 2, 2012

Central Connecticut State University 

Central Connecitcut State University, also known as Central or CCSU, is a mid-sized state-run university with its main campus located in New Britain CT.

CCSU is a general university with no particular stengths academically but it has received recognition as a Leadership Institution by the Association of American Colleges & Universities. Along with CCSU other institutions to receive this accredidation include Worcester Polytechnic Institute (aka WPI) and Duke University among others.

CCSU has all Division-I sports teams in sports that have a team in the NCAA. In 2002 CCSU's Men's basketball team won the Northeast Conference title and received a bid to play in the Big Dance where they lost to Pittsburg.

Family friend: So where are you applying to college?
High School senior: I'll apply to at least Central Connecticut State University, they're close to home and it doesn't cost as much as other schools.

Central Connecticut State University by Sid Barrett April 8, 2008

Northern Arizona University  

A public university located in Flagstaff, Arizona. A better option for Arizona residents who prefer snowboarding over suntanning. NAU is the hardest school to get into in the state of Arizona - they require a higher SAT/ACT score for entrance in combination with GPA from high school students.

NAU offers excellence in academic opportunities and socializing. Well known HRM program and Forestry College.

Northern Arizona University houses the Arizona Cardinals for training in summertime.

I am not a slut and my IQ is relatively high so I came to Northern Arizona University .

Northern Arizona University by L-Jack June 2, 2008

towson university 

This is how we roll at TU...3 days straight of drinking, Pizza Bolis (extra-large, $10.99) Where hot-ass bitches roll with gay girls and its not akward. The best part is that we do it all from the comfort of our own SWEET ASS on campus housing.

All incoming Freshman...bring a car so you can have late night hook-ups (BOOTY) , beer runs, get the pickup special, target trips (which are clutch)

"Drink hard at TU, or don't come"

towson university by Tower A room 1114 May 8, 2005

Lynn University 

A place where students buy their degrees. It's a country club university for the rich and the retarded. Where partying from sunrise to sunset is an obligation and the parking lots glitter with luxury cars. This is paradise.

Congratulations! you've been accepted to lynn university! no prior education necessary, just your fat wallet and tanning oil.

Lynn University by prettyinp!nk May 28, 2010