A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
Get the Tony Two Canoesmug. by murphyprime March 1, 2021
Get the Tony Lopezmug. The issue plaguing Tony Hawk, in which everyone knows who he is and what he has done, but nobody recognises his face.
by Dadsday107 April 28, 2024
Get the Tony Hawk Syndromemug. by Aristotle is my friend January 6, 2022
Get the Tony zhoumug. A tony is a very tiny person with the testosteron levels of a very tall guy.
This can cause extreme fits of anger and sexual drifts that can often get out of control.
This can cause extreme fits of anger and sexual drifts that can often get out of control.
Guy 1: “Shit man anthony is snorting tons of ketamine again…”
Guy 2: “Seriously? Shit man he really starts acting all Tony when he does that..”
Guy 1: “Yeah i hope there won’t be any girls at the club because he’ll definitley try fucking one”
Guy 2: “I can see the Tony in his eyes, i wouldn’t even be surprised is he tries to fuck a guy”
Guy 2: “Seriously? Shit man he really starts acting all Tony when he does that..”
Guy 1: “Yeah i hope there won’t be any girls at the club because he’ll definitley try fucking one”
Guy 2: “I can see the Tony in his eyes, i wouldn’t even be surprised is he tries to fuck a guy”
by Baroent March 15, 2022
Get the Tonymug. toni is the most amazing person i know. toni’s eyes are so beautiful and i could look into them forever. toni’s voice is so soft and i don’t know how i could ever stop listening to it. also toni is a very good listener, friend and especially kisser.
the kiss with toni was probably the best i’ve ever had.
also you can really enjoy talking to toni because it’s actually the easiest thing and the most exciting thing at the same time.
as soon as it starts to be flirty with toni i promise you you are lost because you will never forget the feeling and the look if toni’s eyes while flirting with you.
so if you know toni and if you are toni’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
in the end i just want to say: toni, i think i love you but i can’t tell you that i do so i am here writing this little paragraph even though you might never read it.
i will love you until the day i die <3
the kiss with toni was probably the best i’ve ever had.
also you can really enjoy talking to toni because it’s actually the easiest thing and the most exciting thing at the same time.
as soon as it starts to be flirty with toni i promise you you are lost because you will never forget the feeling and the look if toni’s eyes while flirting with you.
so if you know toni and if you are toni’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
in the end i just want to say: toni, i think i love you but i can’t tell you that i do so i am here writing this little paragraph even though you might never read it.
i will love you until the day i die <3
by the stranger you will recogniz November 23, 2024
Get the Toni V., B.mug. A groomer and pedo on TikTok. People refused to cancel him and he literally assaults 15 year olds. He has been exposed for his leaked pictures with a 15 year old and he's in his 20s at least.Has been caught for being a pedo and lying to the insane fan base he has.
by Loathing Pain May 13, 2021
Get the Tony lopezmug.