monster cock

1. A rooster that was trained for fighting other roosters.

2. The penis of a typical black male adult.
1. That asshole Jimmy down the street is having cock fights again. He's been turning almost all of his roosters into Monster Cocks!

2. That black guy is always wearing some very baggy pants. He must have a monster cock.
by valleyman01 October 18, 2010
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titty monster

A woman with gigantic titties that makes her look fat. Often married to men with Big Heads
Did you hear that the titty monster just had a breast reduction? Really? I saw her yesterday and I couldn't tell.
by Brit Treadway September 06, 2007
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Head Monster

Latin name: edipuss erectus: An over-sized primate with a non-discriminating taste for meat. When feasting, the Head Monster is usually unphased by outside distractions.
That head monster almost choked on the biggest cock I've ever seen, but luckily something startled it, and it ran away.
by OKP December 22, 2003
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no-neck monster

One of the terms created by Tyra Banks
It means if you want to be a model, you have to show your neck when you're photographed
Tyra: Neck! Neck! Neck! Don't be a no-neck monster
by Le Solitaire October 29, 2013
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Titi Monster

a person who looks after his people and is always aware of his and his peoples surroundings.. usually someone you'd always want around.
damn everyone is such a Debbie Downer here, where is Titi Monster when we need him.
by SwiTchxTiti March 17, 2011
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blueberry monster

1. A delicious Odwalla blueberry shake, filled with antioxidants.

2. Rare, extreme cases of blue balls, in which a man will go on a raping rampage.
Girl: No, I'm not going to have sex with you.
Guy: Well, then I might just turn into a blueberry monster!
Girl: Ok! I'll have sex with you! What a delicious drink!
by Whoopi Goldberg February 04, 2008
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Monster Munch

Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.
I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!
by Minkey March 22, 2005
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