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Term for a person who appears to physically have no neck because his/her head is attached directly to the shoulders.

Little Jimmy will develop into an eternally single and gay no-neck because his burly father bopped him on the head as a child each day.

no-neck by Benutty March 8, 2008

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no-neck

A hereditary or injury-induced disability in which a person lacks a neck. Often associated with dim-wittedness and sexual deviancy in third world countries.

Hey, get off my lawn you no-neck son of a bitch!

no-neck by colesabitch May 20, 2014

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no neck

a person that is so fat fat that it looks like they have no neck. That the neck is connected to their shoulders.

hay no neck

no neck by john doe November 15, 2003

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No neck

Someone who has “no neck”. They tend to be the type of person to be a whore in some aspects, such as making out in front of her boyfriend with a much older man. Always assumes that she is the victim of the situation.

Perry has “no neck”

No neck by Asseaterz July 1, 2019

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no neck

Henry Rollins, spoken-word artist and singer for Rollins Band. Also used to sing for pioneer punk band, Black Flag.

the man has no neck!!! just look at him!

no neck by aiden diabhal January 15, 2004

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no neck

A certain employee of a famous local newsganets in Westhoughton which is KK Patel formerly called Stobbs's.
He appears either to have no neck due to obesity or a disability. He is also the son of the owner.

That guy who has no neck is on today.

no neck by Mark Davenport January 6, 2009

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no neck

The Criminologist (a.k.a. "Crim") in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."

"Charles Gray was great in that old Bond film."
"Oh, you mean old No Neck?"

no neck by Anonymous July 31, 2003

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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