A saying that implies not to ruin everyone else's day (used in the context in a large group of people)
*At a party*
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.
Person one: Looks like everyone here really likes this music!
Person two: I'm going to turn of the power, this music is trash.
Person one: Man, don't piss on the dance floor.
by hi8877875 February 05, 2019
by Some1 @ the internet March 14, 2021
The Switch is a drink sold in U.S public schools. The drink is comprised of concentrated juices that have been claimed uneffective for common sales.
by Zyaisol September 29, 2017
What people who can't be wrong, mistaken, or told anything say when any of the listed things happen to them.
Jill: I don't think that I should have to pay taxes, the government doesn't do anything for me.
Bill: What about roads, bridges, public schools, your mother's health care,.............?
Jill: That doesn't come from taxes.
Bill: Yes, it does, I can show you.
Jill: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.
Mother: You're an alcoholic, I found three bottles of hard liquor in your house.
Son: So what? You have twelve.
Mother: All you do is drink all day long. Why don't I have any grandchildren? All of your friends are married, and people are starting to talk.
Son: Well, I don't care what people say.
Mother: All you do is embarrass me. If you weren't drinking all of the time, maybe you'd meet a nice girl and settle down.
Son: I have two jobs! I work all of the time, and I'm trying to stay afloat! Sometimes it's nice to come home to a drink. For that matter, you should know, since you drink five or six martinis a night!
Mother: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.
Bill: What about roads, bridges, public schools, your mother's health care,.............?
Jill: That doesn't come from taxes.
Bill: Yes, it does, I can show you.
Jill: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.
Mother: You're an alcoholic, I found three bottles of hard liquor in your house.
Son: So what? You have twelve.
Mother: All you do is drink all day long. Why don't I have any grandchildren? All of your friends are married, and people are starting to talk.
Son: Well, I don't care what people say.
Mother: All you do is embarrass me. If you weren't drinking all of the time, maybe you'd meet a nice girl and settle down.
Son: I have two jobs! I work all of the time, and I'm trying to stay afloat! Sometimes it's nice to come home to a drink. For that matter, you should know, since you drink five or six martinis a night!
Mother: Who is this talking to me? You're not making any sense. I don't recognize this person.
by Billiamthegreat May 26, 2013
by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017
IDK how to help you. maybe try eating 2 meals a day and/or smaller meals. Try laying in you bed with several big and heavy books on your stomach. Jumping on a trampoline, swimming, running etc.
by Plz sub https://youtu.be/R May 20, 2021
Steve said to his friend Joe "if you don't hurry the fuck up, you're going to be late for work". To which Joe replied, "I don't give a good goddamn. I hate that job anyway."
by Chuck1969 May 09, 2022