post-water clarity

When you’re thirsty as FUCK and you drink water a whole water bottle and it feels good as hell; then afterwards realize that water doesn’t even taste good, or like anything at all then go and get a soda.
Mike: damn bruh you good?

Trent: huuhhh? yeah bro just thirsty as fuck, this water is amazing fr.

Mike: oh fr?

Trent: nah actually i just was thirsty as fuck, ight im gonna go get a Mountain Dew because it tastes good.

Mike: you just had post-water clarity.
by rog43 January 30, 2022
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post crap-ocalyptic

the feeling of taking a great shit, followed by the imminent dread that it may not flush down.
man I just had the best shit, but it gave me a really post crap-ocalyptic feeling.
by shutterscotch April 09, 2015
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Post pool dick

When you get out of the pool and you get temporary micro penis.
"Been married 6 years a d my wife has still never seen my post pool dick."
by "The" Ben L. June 27, 2017
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Post butt clarity

1. The feeling just after the release of a strong bowel movement.
2. The feeling just after a successful prostate massage.
3. The feeling just after a direct interaction with a butt.
In that Post butt clarity, I looked down at my phone and I had been sitting for my entire lunch break.

I experienced an intense mind-wiping moment, followed by a post butt clarity where I realized where my hands were.

I had another post butt clarity yesterday that made me stop and think about my own health for a moment.
by Juanald definition July 16, 2021
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Post-Christmas Depression

That period of time, usually following New Year's, when you must take down all Christmas decorations and as a result, your house feels cold and naked.
John: Aw man... that spot by the fireplace where the Christmas tree used to stand feels so empty now.
Bob: Yeah, you're suffering from Post-Christmas depression. We all get it.
by TheSantaClaus December 24, 2011
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i call post it

saying “i call post it” means end of discussion, and no more arguing about, the person who says it is automatically correct
meredith : “i love you more

derek: “that’s not true”
meredith: “i call post it”

derek: “fuck”
by anonymous_kaysadilla August 05, 2020
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post-LOSTdom depression

the incredible sinking feeling leading up to and devastating depression following the finale of the hit TV show LOST, leaving you fulfilled knowing it's over, yet so very empty, because, well, it's over.
Person 1: I'm kind of concerned about Adam today...do you know what's wrong?
Person 2: Do YOU know that LOST ended last night so that's why he's locked himself in his room, turned off the lights, and continues to say the numbers as he cries himself to sleep?
Person 3: Oh yeah, my doctor warned me about post-LOSTdom depression... I told him not to worry because I watch Grey's Anatomy and that makes me cry all the time. So then I said he should probably worry about that...

Person 1: You should probably not ask Janell to do much today. Or Kim. Or Shawna. Or Andy. Or. Terry. Or any LOST fan for that matter. They're suffering from post-LOSTdom depression.
Person 2: Maybe they could just start watching House...?
Person 1: Shut your face. You really don't get it. They practically lived on that island.
by VreeSquibcakes May 23, 2010
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