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Surprise Loan Shark

A person who gives something to another and then takes it back or expects an equivalent in return.
Person 1: Stephanie gave me a book for my birthday, and 3 months later texted me asking for it back.
Person 2: What a Surprise Loan Shark - Leave her on read!
by OnomatoPia October 27, 2020
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Saint Nicholas Surprise

The act of pooping in a shoe. Traditionally, the Feast of St. Nicholas (December 6th) involves placing a small gift in a pair of shoes. The Saint Nicholas Surprise, however, is a different kind of gift. One which is not usually desired.
Jared left his shoes in the living room last night, so I decided to him the ol' Saint Nicholas Surprise. He was unhappy.
by mormakil April 3, 2019
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Surprise Laundry List

(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.
Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.

Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.

Patrick: Damn. Women these days...
by Heroneman February 21, 2011
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Gilmorians crummy surprise

when a gilmorian shoves a stale moist baguette down his urethra and proceeds to cum in his misses leaving a pool of crummy cum in her. Ultimately finishing of with a nice tasty 69
Yo man I had the best night with me misses i gave her the gilmorians crummy surprise
by Nigilywigily March 30, 2021
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Big Corn Surprise

Big Corn Suprise - When you have a bowel movement and you see corn in it BUT you dont remember having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.
Big Corn Suprise - Refers to the phenemon of having a bowel movement and seeing corn in it BUT not remembering having eaten any corn recently. Also known as a BCG.

Joey had a Big Corn Surprise last nighr but soon remembered having Shepherds Pie a few days ago in the cafeteria.
by Zsazz2023 May 11, 2023
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Palatine's Sweet Surprise

An act of intercourse in which the male takes a 1994 Honda Civics battery and attaches jumper cables to his balls and the jolting motion from the electricity coursing through his body gives the female a shocking orgasm.
Dude giving my girlfriend Palatine's Sweet Surprise cured her epilepsy!
by The last wiggler December 24, 2020
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San Diego Surprise

When the mother of your children informs you that your first born was fathered by a San Diego Padre.
Jim's wife informed him and his friends that Jimmy junior is actually a San Diego Surprise
by Crawdad91 March 5, 2021
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